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laogaiguk

Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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I don't think I'd ever work at a hagwon with another foreign teacher.
It rules to be the Master of English in the building. If you wanna change books, do it. Nobody else has to teach them but you!
No strategic mind games, playing the staff off against each other: "Why isn't Tony ������ more like Ryan ������?" I feel sorry for Korean teachers because they are so disposable. My boss fears me more than Chuck Norris because I'm not so replacable.
...other teachers...
Same what everyone else said, you get what you put in.
...the kids...
The first month is tough but you have to be tough right back and after that they're tamed. It helps if one of the teachers is a hardnuts and can instil fear into the most hardened Middle Schooler with the mere mention of her name.
...learning Korean...
Tomato alluded to it, but being the only foreign teacher at your school is the number one way to learn Korean and how to use the different speech levels. One language for the staff, one for the kids. |
YOU ARE SO FULL OF CRAP!
No way you cause more fear than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick  |
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spinner
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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I was abroad teaching one year and I had over 250 students. I was pretty much by myself. There was only one other foreign teacher and the school had just opened up. I had no orientation, didn't know the language or the culture, kids made fun of me, (even some students left the room to tell the other teachers they felt uncomfortable in my class because kids were swearing at me). This was a private school. Grade 1,2,3, I taught grades 4,5,6,7. The teachers were very polite and so was I. I knew it was a cowboy institution but realized that I had no money and no home. The only way I could survive was to go with it. I knew it was a matter of time before I had the kids at the palm of my hands. They just didn't know who they were dealing with yet. All teachers in my dept, spoke in their native tongue which royally pissed me off, and here I was broke, homeless and isolated. I felt like an idiot. The school gave me a huge advance, a couple of thousand dollars to get on my feet. I sold everything I owned in my home country and had nothing. I figured if i'm going to go into teaching ESL I better go all the way and give my 100%. Good thing is the school wanted me, I may have been broke but never compromised my appearance. I was always sharply dressed, wearing imported cologne, and was always at the top of my game.
Within four months I became the most popular teacher. I was living in a 4 star hotel with meals included, a spa, a fitness center, a sea view. I was allowed to do whatever I wanted. Parents loved me, kids cried for me not to leave, and on teachers day I had 500 kids chanting my name outside in front of the entire school while I help up a bouquet of flowers and saluted them.
That's a foreign teacher. |
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ddeubel

Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Within four months I became the most popular teacher. I was living in a 4 star hotel with meals included, a spa, a fitness center, a sea view. I was allowed to do whatever I wanted. Parents loved me, kids cried for me not to leave, and on teachers day I had 500 kids chanting my name outside in front of the entire school while I help up a bouquet of flowers and saluted them.
That's a foreign teacher. |
Spinner --- that's not a teacher you are describing, rather Walter Mitty! Or maybe the wet dreams of Adolf Hitler.....
Anyone else have a comment about foreign teachers with their ridiculous stories -- sex, lies and videotapes accepted???????
I've met a few in my time, especially one guy who lied about being an NHL goalie and playing for Minnesota state. I inquired, seems he'd been thrown out of teaching in BC for "inappropriate sexual behaviour" by the college of teachers. Really spun a web of lies about his background.....a real Ripley.
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spinner
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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Haha describing events that is a reality in your mind again my crazy Dave's imposter? Hey are you really a teacher or count Dracula?
Jealousy gets you nowhere pal.
Again I have to report a flamer. |
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Demophobe

Joined: 17 May 2004
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| spinner wrote: |
| That's a foreign teacher. |
Just wondering....who was it spinner? Anyone you know? |
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Faron

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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No way you cause more fear than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick  |
Very True! Chuck Norris doesn't teach koreans english, after giving them a roundhouse to the face, theymiracleously know the language.  |
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spinner
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Demophobe wrote: |
| spinner wrote: |
| That's a foreign teacher. |
Just wondering....who was it spinner? Anyone you know? |
Yeah it was your mother.
Another reported post. |
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