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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus Christ! I thought you was hung!

I iiis. Wink

(I'm thinkin' Neo and Morpheus afta the afta)
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xerxes wrote:
Jesus Christ! I thought you was hung!

I iiis. Wink

(I'm thinkin' Neo and Morpheus afta the afta)


Quit dreaming and enter reality. Choose the red pill and learn the true meaning of hungness, or choose the blue pill....and continue living in your fantasy world... Laughing
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cubanlord wrote:
Xerxes wrote:
Jesus Christ! I thought you was hung!

I iiis. Wink

(I'm thinkin' Neo and Morpheus afta the afta)


Quit dreaming and enter reality. Choose the red pill and learn the true meaning of hungness, or choose the blue pill....and continue living in your fantasy world... Laughing


Um, can I down the blue and the red, Morphi baby, and see what kewl effects I could have?: "sometimes you feel like you gotta go~, then sometimes you feel like you gotta stay...ha, cha, cha, cha"

(Would I cook in hell for that blasphemous bit of yucking above?--Come now, you gotta like the missed conjugation for the Big Man's name?! Man, the soul you gotta sell in this town to get some yucks!)
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The Cube



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. The Cube...we've been expecting you.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no how.

Do not fear your fear. Doubt your doubts. Believe not your disbelief.

See it not, and you will not.

See it, and...that is for you to answer.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check this out.. I compiled some of these posts into a program to automate Morpheus' advice.. tell me what you think!

http://keneckert.com/morpheus/morpheus.htm
Ken:>
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moldy Rutabaga wrote:
Check this out.. I compiled some of these posts into a program to automate Morpheus' advice.. tell me what you think!

http://keneckert.com/morpheus/morpheus.htm
Ken:>


hahahhaha..nice. I like it.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moldy Rutabaga wrote:
Check this out.. I compiled some of these posts into a program to automate Morpheus' advice.. tell me what you think!

http://keneckert.com/morpheus/morpheus.htm
Ken:>


Sharp.
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cwemory



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Location: Gunpo, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love Korean soju, like I love the Korean language. I have sampled every language and Korean is my favorite. Fantastic language, especially to curse with... �� �����̾�? ���� ���� �����̳� ��! ����... You see, it's like wiping your ������ with ���. I love it!
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The Cube



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Cube wrote:
Zyzyfer wrote:
Mr. The Cube...we've been expecting you.


Which calls into question, what can we expect?

Concordantly, while this question is the most pertinent, some may or may not realize that it is also the most irrelevant.

While it remains a burden unavoidable, it is not unexpected and therefore not beyond some measure of control.

Expect the inevitable, have the sight to see this.
To have the sight is to be looking at the world without time.
But no one can see beyond the choices they cannot understand.


Yet, that is not to say that we understand what we see prior to the choices beyond which we do not understand: that is...

Man, your Jeon, Ji-Hyun avatar makes me tingle.

Oh goddammit, I broke character. Just a sec.

...only to be expected.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:
I love Korean soju, like I love the Korean language. I have sampled every language and Korean is my favorite. Fantastic language, especially to curse with... �� �����̾�? ���� ���� �����̳� ��! ����... You see, it's like wiping your ������ with ���. I love it!


Laughing Laughing Laughing

I had a revelation while trying to classify you Waegooks. Most infidels maintain a balance with their surroundings but you Waegooks do not. You boink our natives and take our money until there are no boinkings or money to be had, then you spread another area. There is a vocation that simulates this pattern, they are jiggalo. You are virile, you are plaque; we Koreans are the tooth paste. Like the Dutch, you had your time, now is our time, now is our Kimchi.
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The Cube



Joined: 01 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Cube wrote:

Im going to be honest with you.
I hate this place.
This zoo. This prison. This reality.
Whatever you want to call it.
I can't stand it any longer.

It's the smell!

I feel saturated by it.
I can taste the stink.

And every time I do, I feel that I've somehow been infected by it.
It's repulsive.


So what do you need, besides a miracle?

Guns...lots of guns.
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