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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:30 am Post subject: |
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| Son Deureo! wrote: |
Hogwons are remarkably devoid of anything worth stealing, unless you count taking my used textbooks with me on my last day so that I could use them for supplements at my next job. |
That's an excellent point. Most hagwons the staff seems to bring in their own stationary... |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:10 am Post subject: |
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Some of the smaller hogwons can't be bothered to buy ANYTHING. At one hogwon I worked at I ended up supplying them with band-aids, a first aid kit, and photocopy paper with money from my own pocket. If I didn't, we wouldn't have had them at all.
I was amazed I was able to get my severance and airfare from that skinflint (and it did take some tooth pulling). |
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John Henry
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:34 am Post subject: |
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An adding machine
five gallons of chocolate chip ice cream
But not from the same place. |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:01 am Post subject: |
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I worked at the school cafeteria in college doing inventory and computing food cost. I would go back into the freezer and take the frozen cookie dough and eat it. Mmm....cookie dough.
I don't know if this was technically stealing since my boss knew about it. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| John Henry wrote: |
An adding machine
five gallons of chocolate chip ice cream
But not from the same place. |
This is perhaps the weirdest post I've ever read. |
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phatrick
Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Location: Busan
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| My freezer was always stocked with atleast 10 pints of Haagen Daz flavors when I worked there... my girlfriend loved me! |
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JAWINSEOUL
Joined: 19 Nov 2005
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Milwaukiedave wrote: |
I worked at the school cafeteria in college doing inventory and computing food cost. I would go back into the freezer and take the frozen cookie dough and eat it. Mmm....cookie dough.
I don't know if this was technically stealing since my boss knew about it. |
Dave your law breaker |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Milwaukiedave wrote: |
I worked at the school cafeteria in college doing inventory and computing food cost. I would go back into the freezer and take the frozen cookie dough and eat it. Mmm....cookie dough.
I don't know if this was technically stealing since my boss knew about it. |
Oh god. There is a long forgotten North American pleasure. |
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Yu_Bum_suk

Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| Nobody steals more from workplaces than security guards. |
Absolutely. I had a friend who was a security guard and would steal stuff all the time. It usually wasn't even stuff he needed. Just trophies. No body parts. Some old timer said something to the effect "boy, you can't call yourself a security guard until you've stolen something from your job site." (Peronally I think you can't call yourself a security guard unless you're a completionist Hawkwind record collector and you've spent all of your teenage and adult life writing a scifi novel that will never get published...)
He was even put in the bizarre situation where he and his security guard company were hired to watch the security guards from another company already working there because they were stealing too much stuff. |
I worked part-time as an armoured car guard (if you can imagine me in a uniform with a gun) while I was dragging out my undergrad, and believe me, it happens there, too. I never partook myself, though I did once come close to losing around $45,000. Fortunately the guy who found it was honest. |
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tacon101

Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Location: seoul
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| used to take candy from the candy dishes when i worked as a secretary aid in high school |
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capa21

Joined: 03 Nov 2003
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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In high school I stole an entire hockey bag full of computer paper. It was on a game day and we were suppose to keep our equipment in some storage room. I went into the wrong room and upon turning on the light, I found a massive cache of computer paper. I unloaded all my equipment, stocked up, then made a trip to the parking lot where I put it in the trunk.
I still haven't bought computer paper since. That was seven years ago. |
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ChimpumCallao

Joined: 17 May 2005 Location: your mom
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:17 am Post subject: |
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i have never stolen anything except pens by accident.
my strategy is to be so incredibly unmotivated and lazy that i am guarenteed to financially best my employer.
: ) its true |
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jacl
Joined: 31 Oct 2005
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:32 am Post subject: |
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| Money. And lots of it. I managed a bottle exchange. It's the type of business where the customer gives you money. We had to keep a tally on the number of bottles and cases of beer and it was entered into the cash register. Ha, ha, ha. Then, after I quit, I went after the owner for over a year of OT not paid and settled with him on an amount. |
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Wishmaster
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:18 am Post subject: |
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Don't mean to brag...but I was a pretty prolific lifter in my day. Did it thousands of time...never caught. Retail stores were my specialty...anything and everything. Part of the reason is that a lot of the time I was without a great deal of money. I was either a poor University student, unemployed or working at some shit job that didn't pay well. So, you gotta find a way to survive and lifting was the way. I worked at a casino and stole cash from it. I figured out a way to manipulate the computer to delete certain account numbers AFTER they had been registered in the system. Getting the money physically was the biggest problem since casinos have cameras everywhere. But I managed to find a blind spot down this cooridor and that is where the physical transfer took place. It was a nice scheme that I milked for awhile. Could have gotten more money but I wasn't greedy and mainted a sort of status quo which helped to ensure that the scheme could continue indefinitely. I feel no guilt about my past transgressions because it was a matter of personal circumstance and besides, *beep* all the rich, greedy corporations that stick it to the average guy. Ha-Ha. Shoplifting is liking punching someone in the dark(got that from the Simpsons).
Those days are long over. Don't need to steal when you make decent money and besides, as some posters have said, there just ain't much that is really worth taking. So, I guess that I've been reformed for the past few years. Of course, when I go back home...maybe there will be a recurrence....  |
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jacl
Joined: 31 Oct 2005
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Embezzlement. Gotta love it.
Plays games with your head though. People start noticing and then saying things. Once your start stealing, you eventually start stealing more. It's a sickness.
My boss asked me to bring the cash home a few nights. He lived over an hour out of town and was worried about it being in the safe. Took the cash drawer with me on a road trip. Come to think of it, I didn't take too much. He was a crook himself. Always got paid in time because he had lots of money. |
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