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Ronaldo now wants out of Man U.

[4 months left]

Ha, now it's the wives and girlfriends fault England lost!

The party's over as Wags face red card from FA
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1816858,00.html

[SPINOZA]

Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're shlte and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat England by myself, you lads go down the pub. "

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder
how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on.

A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)".

He is beating England all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later
and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the TV on. "Result: Brazil 1 England 1 (England goal 89 mins)"

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down" he cried.

"Don't be silly, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"