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[Zyzyfer]

Probably run down the street to the military base with my passport? I dunno. Failing that, pick a random mountain and hike up it and pray for some cool toothless old dude at the top all by himself and far away from civilization who needs some company.

[flotsam]

[Yu_Bum_suk]

I'm joining the fight, man. I'd be sandbagging my school, organising the girls into companies and platoons, making make-shift weapons, playing the total waegook hero knowing that the Norks would be shredded to pieces long before they ever got anywhere near where I am.

[laogaiguk]

[seoulkitchen]

I'd sit on my roof with a case of beer and some soju and watch the bombs fall.

[endofthewor1d]

[Yu_Bum_suk]

[flotsam]

[Newbie]

Walk around with a big baseball bat cracking the skulls of any Southerners who are sympathetic towards the Norks.

[Dan The Chainsawman]

I am gonna wait for my entire apartment complex to evacuate then raid their apartments for good stuff. When they all get back after it pans out to be a false alarm I will then blame it on a Nork commando squad.

[captain kirk]

I'd probably think WTF and OMG and crap myself.

[snowy32]

[Lizara]

I'm in Seoul. I figure if the bombs started falling there wouldn't be much chance of getting out of Seoul; even if trains were still running, everybody else would be going the same direction and, although my elbowing skills have vastly increased since my arrival in Korea, I doubt I'm a match for millions of terrified ajummas just yet.

So I guess I'd just have to take my chances. Like someone else said, go out on the rooftop and have a few beers and watch the explosions. Take some pictures. Hope I either don't get blown up, or get blown up as quickly and painlessly as possible.

[captain kirk]

In my dying moments (trying not to be melodramatic here and no, I won't play the violin like Nero as buildings crumple and burn..) try to think of others, like 'what's Grandma doing and I hope she's ok!' and, doing that, hope I'm not reincarnated as a goat and get another human incarnation. But I think it's in the bag, anyway. I'm pretty considerate on the whole, just can't stand it when KFC or Popeyes serves pink, uncooked chicken in their sandwiches and subsequently get as IRATE as when students say 'home' to 'where's your book?!!!!'. Kiss my ass goodbye, basically. Trying to think of others while roasting in a split second or coughing my lungs out due to some intense, deadly, viral agent. Nice thoughts, thoughts of others, not 'OMG I'm gonna die, AAAAAGHHHHHH, too young to die, help, not fair, blehhhhh, aggghhhhh'.

[huffdaddy]

I'll go to work as usual. I'm sure nothing less and nothing more would be expected of me.