kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:07 am Post subject: |
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No books? Is there supposed to be something dangerous *written* in the books, or just slipped in between the pages?
Well, this one time, I whittled my bookmark into a shiv, and then wrote down my evil slicey-dicey plan on the preface page of "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Those wily security guards saw right through me, and confiscated my "reading material." Yes, I'm the reason you're not allowed to read Tom Clancy in-flight anymore. |
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