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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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I bet you don't have any trouble finding dates either  |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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reminded me of a trip to the gym recently. I'm trying to do situps as this crazy hot girl is doing her yoga stretches RIGHT beside me. First she is lying flat on her front with her hands pushing down so her torso is upright, stretching her back. OK, you got my attention. Next she is on her knees with her back arched. DEFINITELY have my attention. Next she is sticking her butt in the air with torso on the ground. All while wearing skin tight sweat pants. Now that's talent.  |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Dem Yoga gals are crunk. You shouldda toe her ass up! |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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I can read peoples minds (as long as they're thinking in English...)
A girl on Letterman's show last night demonstrated her special talent by singing a song (in like minute...) that contained the name of every country in the world ... |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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I can put stacks of cions on my elbow and catch them in my hand.
My students are impressed. |
Me, too! I learned the trick as a kid, watching Happy Days.
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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Korean students seem amazed that I can flip a coin. Uh, guys, it's no big deal.
However, I do the best Jimmy Stewart imitation of any girl I know, and a very nice Sean Connery as well.
Also, I can dance better than this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-ugIdky1I
p.s. that's not bogling! |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| LL Moonmanhead wrote: |
Isn't doing the splits really gay?!?!  |
not if you use it to kick someone in the jaw. in that case, learning to do the splits is very practical. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
Korean students seem amazed that I can flip a coin. Uh, guys, it's no big deal.
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Try doing the ruffle shuffle in front of them some time. |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| I can burp the alphabet. My students are mostly repulsed. |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| I can use chopsticks and eat spicy food! |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I can use chopsticks and eat spicy food! |
"Wa! You're almost Korean!" |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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I believe I have a talent for remembering people's birthdays. Once told I'll remember them years later even if I only knew the person briefly or have not seen them in years (or may never see them again). I might forget their names even, but if they told me their b-day at some point, it hits me.
Famous people 9/25
25 - Sep - 1969 Catherine Zeta-Jones (37) and jajdude !
25 - Sep - 1968 Will Smith (3
25 - Sep - 1965 Scottie Pippen (41)
25 - Sep - 1962 Aida Turturro (44) --- who?
25 - Sep - 1961 Heather Locklear (45)
25 - Sep - 1952 Christopher Reeve (54)
25 - Sep - 1951 Mark Hamill (55)
25 - Sep - 1947 Cheryl Tiegs (59)
25 - Sep - 1944 Michael Douglas (62)
25 - Sep - 1936 Juliet Prowse (70) ---?
25 - Sep - 1932 Glenn Gould (74)
25 - Sep - 1931 Barbara Walters (75)
25 - Sep - 1930 Shel Silverstein (76)
25 - Sep - 1918 Phil Rizzuto (8
25 - Sep - 1906 Dmitri Shostakovich (100) ----?
25 - Sep - 1897 William Faulkner (109) |
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heydelores
Joined: 24 Apr 2006
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| Happy birthday, jajude! |
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SirFink
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| I can whistle the Korean national anthem. The kids love it. Great song by the way. |
ROFL. I was just doing this and my kids, if anything, looked a bit offended.
My talent: I can crack my ankles at will. |
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semphoon
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| After nine months of effort I've gone from barely being able to touch my toes to being able to do the splits. 앗싸! |
Congratulations!
What are some good stretches you recommend to get there? My problem is I feel like I don't have the leg strengh at my inner and outer thigh to support myself when I do certain stretches. |
Read "Stretching Scientifically" by Kurtz.
My skill? Well....I can surf the internet left-handed for hours. |
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