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Insane Scientology Orientation Video
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a really boring video. it's kind of like one of the orientation videos they show at rip-off jobs like door-to-door knife salesman.

Scientology is a real religion -- why look at all of these court cases that say it is! What a creepy thing to put in you video. i think most religions would avoid showing off how often they have been in court.

And all that talk about trademarks,legally seperate entities, professional development....

It's not even a cult. The bare lie shines through. it's a business.
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Among other things, Hubbard was a disciple of Aleister Crowley.

Sheer pseudo-religion.
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Hyeon Een



Joined: 24 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Scientologists are great eh! It's a pretty interesting religion. I think it's designed for geeks, what with all the different 'levels' you can attain and new secrets you learn as you move up the chain.

When I was in LA the highlight of my time there was a (non-intentional) Scientology day I spent. In the morning I was walking around Hollywood and saw a sign for a free psychology museum. That sounded interesting. I went in and it was all anti-psychology, which I thought was a bit odd. At the end of the tour there were some scientologist recruiters who gave me and my friend a free ticket to the L. Ron Hubbard life exhibition, which was happily just down the road.

The tour of the Hubbard life exhibition was faaantastic. It was like a real life version of that video. Kinda interesting, kinda creepy, full of exagerations and rubbish (was Hubbard really a professional in 28 fields? I don't think so..) A thoroughly entertaining day. Unfortunately my tour ENDED in the book store instead of it being the second stop (different logic to that in the video I guess). Anyway I think the cheapest book they had was like $15.

I don't trust any religion that doesn't give me free books. The Christians, the Mormons, the Muslims.. they'll all give you a free copy of their bible. Not the Scientologists. You gotta pay for that shit.

I rounded off my Scientology day when I saw a sign saying "Free IQ test".. went in.. and sure enough it was another Scientology joint. I took the test. The conclusion was that.... I needed to become a Scientologist =) Awesome. I didn't become one though because they wanted to send me on expensive courses. I might infiltrate them one day though.. I bet that not only can I get 'clear' before you, I can also get to super-secret level 30 before you too. And meet the Alien captain.

They forgot to mention in the video that an abbreviated "Dianetics" was first published in Astounding Science Fiction. I think Hubbard is pretty awesome to be able to pull off founding a succesful religion after (1) betting that he can do it and (2) publishing his basic religious tract in a pulp sci-fi mag before trying to sell it to the people. Clever guy.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

12.5 hours of intensives?! (minute 18:25) Shocked Gitmo has been trumped!

Hey, isnt' the "Paster" an actor? It seems as though I've seen him in some B movies...(minute 24:09)

What? She'd be dead without Scientology? I figured it was Jenny who saved her.

The closing of that video is.....wow.

Shocked Rolling Eyes

!Shoosh,

Ryst
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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Amway of Religions.

Just Recite.

cbc
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has there ever been a scientologist on Dave's? I know we've had a couple multi-level marketing types and that's pretty darn close.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Young FRANKenstein wrote:
blaseblasphemener wrote:
L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction writer and founder of Scientology.

Didn't Hubbard at one time, pre-CoS, claim he could invent a new religion?


In a bar bet.
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Novernae



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
"Ahhh...the answers. Mans been looking for them for so long....and here they are in the scientology library!"


"And [we]'re at liberty to buy any of these books!"
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe. Tom Cruise's toolosity explained.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of those linked vids are quite dark and revealing. The thing about taking over the city of Clearwater was pretty messed up. I wonder what the state of the play is right now...
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some people are so lost and lonely I guess they'll join anything to belong and find meaning in this cruel world. Isn't it nice too to be one of few who really knows what's going on? I know something you don't -- kids love games involving that.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Young FRANKenstein wrote:
Didn't Hubbard at one time, pre-CoS, claim he could invent a new religion?

In a bar bet.

So... how much did he win, and did he ever collect on it?
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Natalia



Joined: 10 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChopChaeJoe wrote:
That's a really boring video.


I know. It wouldn't convert me because I wouldn't bother hanging around until the end.

(That and it's ridiculous.)
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back in Austin, TX there's a big church of scientology. The people who work there are pretty dark indiviuals. You can tell they've been through it. If they're not dead in a knife fight or sucking the high hard one in prison, i guess scientology is working for them.

All religions are crutches. Some are more ... costly.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kurt Russell is a professional in 38 different fields, including alien and demon fighting (see The Thing and Big Trouble in Little China) but he didn't feel the need to make up a pseudo-faith and overcharge for it.

I say Russellism is the way to go.
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