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Thailand sucks. Here's why
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
A bunch of bombs went off in Bangkok and killed millions of people over New Years.






OK. Only two people died, but millions were injured....







Ok. Fine, only two dozen or so were injured....








But Thailand still sucks donkey balls.


you're a dichead!

Thailand ROCKS!!! no other place like it in the world!
amazing thailand!!! its what you make of it, might suck dogs balls for you.
but is amazing for others!!!
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huffdaddy



Joined: 25 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

some waygug-in wrote:

I must have fallen for every scam in the book, and there are a lot of 'em. Jeez what a place....can't even take a tour of the city without being dragged into some sort of scam or other.


Did you at least get a great deal on some gems?
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: standing right behind you...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Did you at least get a great deal on some gems?


Laughing Laughing Laughing

A Thai would try to sell you their own urine with straight face. They're a proud people.
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braino



Joined: 18 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Thailand sucks. Here's why Reply with quote

Although they are fourth for murders by gun, they are only 14th for total murders per capita. They just like to use guns more than others for some reason.

The U.S. came in at 24 (thought we would do better, but oh well) and S. Korea came in at 38 (p-ssies).

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita

mack the knife wrote:
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_wit_fir_percap-crime-murders-firearms-per-capita

People are saying this, that and the other thing about the U.S. Screw that noise. We have it all over Thailand. Peaceful Thailand.

Basically, if you visit Thailand you're going to get shot. And die.
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
you're a dichead!

Thailand ROCKS!!! no other place like it in the world!
amazing thailand!!! its what you make of it, might suck dogs balls for you.
but is amazing for others!!!


Numbers don't lie. If you go to Thailand you will be shot, blown up, killed by a dart shot out of a woman's crotch, or sold gems. Any case, you lose.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:

Numbers don't lie. If you go to Thailand you will be shot, blown up, killed by a dart shot out of a woman's crotch, or sold gems. Any case, you lose.


However, it should be noted that not all of aforementioned methods of dispatch can be considered equally or even, in extremis, necessarily bad.
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JeJuJitsu



Joined: 11 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:


Numbers don't lie. If you killed by a dart shot out of a woman's crotch, or ...


...and they'll make you pay to watch her do the feat...
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some waygug-in



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kewl! Where do I sign? Laughing
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thaitom



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: Phopphra, Thailand

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, mack the knife, Come to Thailand and say that about the King. You would be beaten to near death and I would gladly join in, then thrown in jail for a very long time.


I rarely make a post here but this ............ah what the hell.
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey, mack the knife, Come to Thailand and say that about the King. You would be beaten to near death and I would gladly join in, then thrown in jail for a very long time.


Hah! Thank you for reinforcing my OP. By the way, who will be thrown in jail? Me, or you? Laughing
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thaitom



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You of course, fool.
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TECO



Joined: 20 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thailand seems to be on edge at the moment.
I hope I'm wrong, but there may be more violence yet this year.
2 groups vying for power. And then there's the terrorists in the South.
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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
You of course, fool.


Just wanted to clarify....
























That you're an ass...
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thaitom wrote:
Hey, mack the knife, Come to Thailand and say that about the King. You would be beaten to near death and I would gladly join in, then thrown in jail for a very long time.


I rarely make a post here but this ............ah what the hell.


Someone sounds like a winner. "Hey you, you have an opinion I disagree with, I am going to kick your ass!"
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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was an article in the Herald today written from the point of view of a Singaporean who was in Bangkok at the time of the blasts. He felt guilty for not going out and reveling on New Years even though bombs were exploding throughout the city.

He is a classic definition of a moron. Which is more important: a night of shameless debauchery and revelry, or your life?
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