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Fredbob
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes
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Roses are Red
Kkids are yellow
DAMN I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF -EM
Next time a gaggle yells "HELLO" |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red,
Smurfettes are blue.
They're hard to catch
But fun to chew. |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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Rose is in bed
With Violet and Hugh
(It�s not what you think)
They're babies you tool |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Location: Goseong
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Otis is a troll
and has sex in the zoo. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
I love Dave's Cafe
And it's billious spew. |
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awalk2remember
Joined: 29 Dec 2006
Location: Pusan
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:53 am Post subject: |
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| Fredbob wrote: |
Roses are Red
Kkids are yellow
DAMN I'M GONNA KILL ONE OF -EM
Next time a gaggle yells "HELLO" |
Yeah, I know the feeling that if one more kid or even adult screams HELLO or more recently in our area HEY, I am going to lose it !!!!
But just wait...I know these poems can totally humerous and off the wall , but I have a half-Korean child and I REALLY HATE people calling Koreans or otherwise "Yellow"...
I of course can call myself white because at this time of year I am almost transparent !!!
Okay, I'll stop over-analysing these poems... |
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Fredbob
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes
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| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| no offense intended, I'm known to refer to myself as "Wonder Bread" |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:39 am Post subject: |
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Roses are red
bile is green.
I vent it on Dave's;
So check out my spleen.
Roses aren't black,
Violets aren't purple.
There's very few words
that rhyme with 'curple.'
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
My dog ate my homework
and I'm high on glue.
Roses are good
Violets are better.
I look halfway chimp,
and half irish Setter.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
makes me think of you. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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Rose is in bed
Violet's on glue.
Iris has a virus
and Lilly might spew.
sorry... |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Hee....hee....
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Korea is heaven for me
But not for you  |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why do they shout
When they can simply "ah-choo"?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What is it with boys
And killing and poo?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey Hwajangsil Ajumma
Eyes off my gochu!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The spit on the streets
Is not as bad as the spew |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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Kimchee is red,
that much is true;
Ajasshis stink
like soju and zoo. |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
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| Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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>>
hosers are bred
canadian clue
hockey is neat
and so, adieu
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