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JongnoGuru
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| Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream. |
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mindmetoo
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Grimalkin wrote: |
| Althought it appeared that it might be effective, it turned out that a lachrymose response to the accidental dispersion of the product of lactation, proved futile. |
So they were right. You shouldn't cry over spilt milk. |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Yup on the water under the bridge - jongnoguru I'm gonna be stewing on that one for a bit, I figure |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream. |
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down???
I dunno, I'm stumped on that one!
How about..
He didn't seek visual confirmation. His credulity was rewarded. |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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"He didn't seek visual confirmation. His credulity was rewarded."
Hmmmm - don't look the gift horse in the mouth?
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Failure to delete due to attached response
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Wait, all these lines are supposed to have a double meaning? I wasn't really paying attention. I thought we were just tossing weird stuff on the screen. That thing I posted was just something I found in my spam-filtre when I was cleaning it out. I don't know, but I don't think it has a second meaning. |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Wait, all these lines are supposed to have a double meaning? I wasn't really paying attention. I thought we were just tossing weird stuff on the screen. That thing I posted was just something I found in my spam-filtre when I was cleaning it out. I don't know, but I don't think it has a second meaning. |
Holy cow the first one was cryptic enough, but now I'm really stumped.
kkk... |
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Kimchi Cowboy
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: Re: Aphorism resolution |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| All the monkeys were present and accounted for in the zoo. He finally got off the drugs. |
He got the monkey off his back?
To do as you are suggesting would be akin to the unfortunate disposal of one's progeny along with the scented liquid in which said nursling had been cleansed. |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| To do as you are suggesting would be akin to the unfortunate disposal of one's progeny along with the scented liquid in which said nursling had been cleansed. |
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
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| don't look the gift horse in the mouth? |
Unfortunately, this isn't quite gospel! |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| "He didn't seek visual confirmation. His credulity was rewarded." |
Anyone want to try this before I give the solution? |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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I was going to throw some random stuff out there, just acting on blind faith but nothing felt complete and accurate.
Teacha.
Hint.
Hint teacha... |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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The capital of the Papal States was not constructed during a diurnal revolution of the globe.
Feathered bipeds of similar plumage will live gregariously. |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| kimchi story wrote: |
I was going to throw some random stuff out there, just acting on blind faith but nothing felt complete and accurate.
Teacha.
Hint.
Hint teacha... |
You're on the right track with 'blind faith'.
How 'bout if I told you Thomas the apostle would not have gotten this reward!
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Bondrock wrote: |
The capital of the Papal States was not constructed during a diurnal revolution of the globe.
Feathered bipeds of similar plumage will live gregariously. |
Rome was not built in a day.
Birds of a feather flock together. |
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