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Smokey Saloon = diarrhea
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

crazylemongirl wrote:
sorry on both counts.

Never before have I discussed bowel movements as much as I have in Korea!
Well, apparently, SOME think everyone on this board wants to hear about their PRIVATE, yes PRIVATE bathroom stuff. See, this was what I was talking about before. Utter useless drivel. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gypsyfish wrote:
Why do people enjoy sharing their intestinal issues on this board? Is it as a warning not to eat in a specific restaurant? If so, there are always people (apologists?) who feel compelled to answer that they have never had a problem at the restaurant. I suspect that it's just that they have a lot of time on their hands, but why share that you had the Hershey squirts?

I stubbed my toe walking across the room yesterday. It hurts.
Thank you, thank you thank you!!! This is what I said in a previous post. People like this post utter useless drivel...I am sure I have posted some not so informative stuff, but at least I have manners by not discussing my bathroom issues... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My hemorrhoids are killing me. Crying or Very sad
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thebum



Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea

PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchieluver wrote:
My hemorrhoids are killing me. Crying or Very sad


try using only squat toilets! they will go away!
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Chillin' Villain



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Goo Row

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ate the jay-yook-dup-bap at Kimbap Nara a few hours ago and just took a dump the size of my arm.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulgogi deopbab gave me the Japanese flag for a while. Crying or Very sad
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Chillin' Villain



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Goo Row

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, years and years ago back home I ate one of those bastardized Philly Cheese Steak subs at one of West Edmonton Mall's multitude of food courts. I couldn't stop spraying. From dusk till dawn, just diarrhea and vomit over and over and over. It was the one time in my life I actually thought I might die (oh, and the time I got smoked in the throat by a slap shot).

I can't even smell a Philly Cheese Steak now without running far far away. I know they're delicious, but I'll probably never eat one again. Have yet to try a Smokey Saloon burger, though...
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Sleepy in Seoul



Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread reminds me of the song 'Bali Belly Song' (aka 'I'll Never *beep* Solid Again') by Kevin Bloody Wilson.
http://fileanchor.com/90549-d
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has been superceded by another thread on the same subject trying to be more important.

Mods?
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