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| HOW DID CASPER DIE? |
| Richie Rich commited suicide? (lisa simpson's theory.) |
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| He's not really a ghost, he's a delusional fat albino boy. |
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| He's not really a ghost, or a boy, he's a delusional fat albino girl. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:46 am Post subject: |
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It's a good question. I never thought about it before.
If you don't mind, I'd like to ask a different but equally valid question.
How is it Lois Lane never saw any resemblance between Clark Kent and Superman? |
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Ryst Helmut

Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:19 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
It's a good question. I never thought about it before.
If you don't mind, I'd like to ask a different but equally valid question.
How is it Lois Lane never saw any resemblance between Clark Kent and Superman? |
Dame ain't too bright. Easy. However, how did the Hulk's pants never shred off?
!shoosh,
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CasperTheFriendlyGhost
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
How is it Lois Lane never saw any resemblance between Clark Kent and Superman? |
Because he looks so different with the glasses on. |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
how did the Hulk's pants never shred off?
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He wore Chuck Norris brand Flexicrotch Action Jeans. |
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plokiju

Joined: 15 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:38 am Post subject: |
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I'm embarrassed to say that I thought there was some cartoon or something where Casper dies, in the same way that Superman and Captain America died. Then it dawned on me that he was a ghost and ghosts can't die.
I thought that he'd probably been some sickly kid with cancer or something. Although I like Lisa Simpson's theory. Or maybe it's like some Man in the Iron Mask type thing (I've actually never read the book or seen the movie so maybe the comparison is way off) and Richie Rich locked up his twin brother Casper Rich so he could control the fortune himself but then there was some kind of incident and Casper was gagged and ended up choking on his own vomit or something. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Another one: Where do Spiderman's webs come from? Looks like he has normal hands and wrists.
Ah superpowers, so super they're magic. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Location: Retired
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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I thought he died by playing "Toro" with subway trains. Oh wait....  |
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