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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:54 am Post subject: |
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| Kyrei wrote: |
| The Hammer wrote: |
| Me and my teeny tiny weenie wish that all vaginas could be tightened up a lil bit. Go for the surgery girls! |
Dude, that just means you are lacking in the girth department. |
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rockstarsmooth

Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Location: anyang, baybee!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:40 am Post subject: |
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i went to see my gynecologist on saturday and while i was waiting i picked up a pamphlet describing some of her services. here are just some of the products she offers:
designer laser vaginoplasty
- laser clitoral plasty
- laser reduction labioplasty
laser vaginal rejuvenation
- laser vaginoplasty
- wedding laser vaginoplasty (!)
laser hymenoplasty
you know, for that pesky labia that's hanging down to your knees. or you wanna be a virgin for your wedding night. or you want to celebrate your 20th wedding anniversary by giving up the big v all over again.
bacause there's absolutely no reason why you can't have a perfect pussy.
whatever that is.
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right now i'm listening to: kmfdm - piggy bank |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| Kyrei wrote: |
| The Hammer wrote: |
| Me and my little paratrooper wish that all vaginas could be tightened up a lil bit. Go for the surgery girls! |
Dude, that just means you are lacking in the girth department. |
That's what I thought, especially in Korea with their petite physique. The article isn't about tightening, it's about shorting the labia (which won't do anything for tightness). |
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Chloe11
Joined: 23 Jul 2007
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| I've always felt that my labia lacked symmetry. Finally... a cure. *sheds a tear* |
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Chloe11
Joined: 23 Jul 2007
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:25 am Post subject: |
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| Nicco61 wrote: |
Not Surgery but LMAO
Bleach your way to a pretty little pucker
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How the Hell do things like this happen?!
Now I'm giggling like a maniac to myself in the middle of my local internet cafe. As if they weren't staring at me enough already... thanks  |
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