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Tiberious aka Sparkles

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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The hats are on the table, I repeat - the hats are on the table.
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Just as long as they stay off the bed. |
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
Just as long as they stay off the bed. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: |
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When ninja monkeys shoot fire balls out of their arse is that a good or bad thing?
Hurry with an answer please...
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:13 am Post subject: |
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When ninja monkeys shoot fire balls out of their arse is that a good or bad thing?
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It depend on whether or not you are licking their arse at the time. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| Nope no arse licking, but I think one of them stopped by the Anma shop down the road though. I recognize that sort of leer any where. I see it enough from the johns staggering out of the place all hours of the night and day. |
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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It is common knowledge among scientists that ninja monkeys are almost identical in DNA to humans. Did you know that these ninja monkeys have aquired human proto-tool behaviors like washing their fruit before peeling and eating it? The only reason that we're different is that Sialic acids acted as a protective layer over our DNA structure, sheilding it from invasion and alteration. This actually suggests that our species was affected, over time, by different viruses.
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Dan The Chainsawman

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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Well that might have been interesting to know before they started launching flaming balls of monkey crap out of their arse.
I've resorted to hurling 3 day old bags of gimchee from the local gimbap nimura back at them. Seems to send the little devils scampering. |
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