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I just fought off a horde of ninja monkeys
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
The hats are on the table, I repeat - the hats are on the table.





Just as long as they stay off the bed.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:

Just as long as they stay off the bed.




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Dan The Chainsawman



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When ninja monkeys shoot fire balls out of their arse is that a good or bad thing?


Hurry with an answer please...

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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan The Chainsawman wrote:
When ninja monkeys shoot fire balls out of their arse is that a good or bad thing?


Hurry with an answer please...

Confused Confused Confused


It depend on whether or not you are licking their arse at the time.
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Dan The Chainsawman



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope no arse licking, but I think one of them stopped by the Anma shop down the road though. I recognize that sort of leer any where. I see it enough from the johns staggering out of the place all hours of the night and day.
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SuperFly



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is common knowledge among scientists that ninja monkeys are almost identical in DNA to humans. Did you know that these ninja monkeys have aquired human proto-tool behaviors like washing their fruit before peeling and eating it? The only reason that we're different is that Sialic acids acted as a protective layer over our DNA structure, sheilding it from invasion and alteration. This actually suggests that our species was affected, over time, by different viruses.

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Dan The Chainsawman



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well that might have been interesting to know before they started launching flaming balls of monkey crap out of their arse.

I've resorted to hurling 3 day old bags of gimchee from the local gimbap nimura back at them. Seems to send the little devils scampering.
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