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ceesgetdegrees
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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| Richard Krainium wrote: |
| squat toilet wrote: |
| Richard Krainium wrote: |
Glad you think so highly of yourself squat toilet. |
Interesting coming from a guy who spends his free time trundling around Dongdemoon in one-size-fits-all mesh k-way pullovers and rummaging through the discount v-neck sweater discount bins while sweat beads up on your pasty jello jiggler face......Oh no, not again." |
Damn, you described me to a T! So then, can I count on seeing you in Dongdaemun again next weekend?
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| How about a quick definition of "Rectal Prolapse"... |
There are three chief conditions which come under the title of rectal prolapse. What exactly are your symptoms and then maybe I can tell you which definition you are looking for? I tend to think it may be a case of A2M rectal prolapse. That is, your arsehole is protruding from your mouth.
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| Oh ya, that's another thing that makes me special; I only need to read a few moronic words from some random jerk off to know every minute detail about him. I'm blessed that way. |
For some reason I don't think Triumph the Insult Dog is too worried. In other words, don't quit your day job abusing the kiddies at the hogwon.
And finally squattie, I would have never taken issue with your magnificent wit if this thread hadn't been originally posted in the "General Discussion" Forum. |
Trust me....all you are doing is digging a deeper hole for yourself. Best break out the mian and sillye hamnidas and back off with your dignity intact. |
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dogshed
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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newton kabiddles
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:14 am Post subject: |
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| I'm not allowed to show my power |
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The Bobster
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| My phallus burns when I piss. |
Um, I'm sorry. That doesn't make you special, just symptomatic. Talk to a doctor or pm squat toilet, he might know a thing or two about it ...
I'm special because I have arcane and supernumerary powers over time and space, but for reasons which I keep close and tightly-bound to my chest I will only use those powers in special circumstances, and only in the service of making things better than they were before.
So far, I haven't used them much because by and large the universe is shaping up nicely. Rumsfeld resigned, and now Rove, so next I'm gonna wave my wand over Rice and Cheney and Bush, and it looks a lot like the next pres of the US willbe either a woman or black man, and I can deal with it because it looks a lot like progress. I was glad to see the spell I cast last fall helped the Dems win in Congress, but highly disappointed I'm not seeing any War Crimes trials yet, almost a year later.
Oh, well. Maybe I need to wave the wand a few more times ... |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:08 am Post subject: |
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| Actually I was gonna pm Bramble about my *beep* problem. I'll let you know how that works out. |
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browneyedgirl
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you  |
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applesandshanana
Joined: 09 May 2007
Location: Michigan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| I knit. Special? |
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beachbumNC
Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Gumi
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:05 am Post subject: |
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i'm special because of my scorn for capital letters.
and also because your mother likes it when i...
...sing hymns at church on Sunday.
what did you think i was going to say? geez, get your minds out of the gutter... |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| I don't take steroids, I don't talk about myself in the third person, I don't froth at the mouth and I don't challenge people to barbed wire wrestling matches. |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:37 am Post subject: |
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I'm a great cook, a great dancer/singer(I take my noraebangs seriously, unlike most whiteys who mess up the songs, including other people's), I skate well, I'm highly fashionable, and I probably have the most drama-filled dating history of anyone on planet Earth.
I also have a cute, goofy, quirky personality and I like food from all over the world. When I enter a room, many eyes are on me. hahaha 
I also know more Korean than some foreeeners who have been here way longer than me. I don't pronounce words with a in Korean like the a in apple. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:58 am Post subject: |
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| crusher_of_heads wrote: |
| I don't take steroids, I don't talk about myself in the third person, I don't froth at the mouth and I don't challenge people to barbed wire wrestling matches. |
I don't take steroids, but I do pop other pills.
I often find myself talking about myself using the Royal We.
I don't froth at the mouth but I do tend to drool in my sleep,
and I challenge people to epic no-holds-barred rock-paper-scissor-whatever-else matches.
What am I good at?
I bake a mean cheesecake. I rub feet well. I have a very high pain threshhold. I can wrangle a toddler. Hmm. Apparently I'm a domestic goddess. I'd better branch out a bit...
I can also take a rugby tackle without a whimper, solve complex differential equations, analyse Shakespeare, play the harp, dance like the rent's due, write sonnets, draw convincing portraits, sing a sweet folk song, and most importantly, I can fully operate a VCR using only my feet.
Sadly, this skill is now out of date, and I've never tried it with a DVD player, but I imagine that the discs would be easier to manage, if I could manage to pop them out of those cases... |
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| I can fart the alphabet. |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Richard Krainium wrote: |
| For some reason I don't think Triumph the Insult Dog is too worried. In other words, don't quit your day job abusing the kiddies at the hogwon. |
Thanks but i'm as far away from the ESL Industry as you are from originality sunshine.
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| And finally squattie, I would have never taken issue with your magnificent wit if this thread hadn't been originally posted in the "General Discussion" Forum. |
I'm glad your anger stemmed from something of such earth shattering importance. You seem like a really sane, stable individual. I can only imagine the hissy-fit that ensues when your boyfriend does the laundry and puts your assless pleather chaps in your negligee drawer instead of the "Event Closet" where it belongs.
Maybe its time to take a little time-out from life Mr. Bitter. On the way to work this morning I passed a nice abandoned refrigerator/freezer sitting in a daisy field....a little isolation therapy for a week or 10 is just what the doctor ordered. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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What is special about me?
I guess what makes me special is that I'm not "special"
.....and by that, I mean special ed
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Lastat.....the real vampire
note*- The wrong spelling of my name  |
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jessie-b
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I won a pumpkin carving contest in the fourth grade. I made a bumblebee pumkin. |
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