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[rumdiary]

I saw a penguin in the Seoul Land zoo,
he looked miserable and hot.
So I smuggled him out in my backpack,
he was happy to have been caught.

A PC Bang was our first stop.
The penguin loved Star Craft.
He beat all the Koreans,
and they all went home daft.

We drank soju in Itaewon,
and went to Hooker Hill.
He went through a dozen hookers,
but money he had nil.

I was starting to get angry,
and then he pissed off a cop.
I sold him to an adjumma,
she put him in her bibimbap.

New words: Jellyfish, War

[nicholas_chiasson]

-The jellyfish went to sea one day
In a beautiful peagreen boat,
But the germans went to war that day
And sank his little float
-They thought it was a submarine
perhaps a star destoryer
But anyhow they blew it up
Jellyfish and schooner
-The jellyfish started to drown that day
And cursed his rotten luck
Until a passing shark cried out
"Jellyfish don't sink-they float!"

next words
nose uranium

[JMO]

Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Gallium, Selenium, Rubidium, Strontium, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Cadmium, Indium, Tellurium, Cesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Thallium, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Protactinium, Uranium...ummm...ummmm

My sister showed me the elements on its table over time,
introduced me to the umms,
but never told us how we knew,
really I mean, what they are.

My Dad showed me how to grab a nettle,
and not sting yourself..but how did he know..
his father taught him he said and so on..biblically.
But there had to be a first of course, one who was stung,
so as to learn...and that is how we know, because of him.

My father smiled and tapped his nose.


Next two words are bongo and truck

[The evil penguin]