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Open Auditions for the Jerk Club: You're In!
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
Qinella wrote:
Nice photoshop work, dude.

A little background: Demophobe reported me to moderators for getting around the swear filter. I wrote him a PM employing various methods that others use to get around the filter. The point was subtly made, and no doubt he couldn't identify it. (That PM was reported to moderators, too.)

So, Mr. D. Phobe has called me uncreative and immature for relying on a swear word and circumventing the swear filter in order to use it. In order to prove he is very creative and mature, he has made a lame attempt to copy my sig idea, and then taken one of my pictures i posted on here and photoshopped it.

Congratulations, you cherry flavored hypocrite.


By the way-- you are not in The Jerk Club. Pussies not allowed, sorry.


I did report you to the mods and was gleeful in doing so. You are immature, but uncreative? I think your little sob story goes to serve this one as checked.

My lame attempt was far better than yours, and the "photoshopping" was minimal. It was funny. However, in keeping with the unwritten rules, my posting of your 3 PMs (edited for brevity and succinctness) was wrong and is gone. You can continue to show your worth, by all means.

With Quimmy being the pres, you should reconsider your induction rules.

Now, about all the drama. I wouldn't call it drama, save the queen who posted about it. Keep it to PMs? Yes, we tried that, but the poor boy couldn't control his potty mouth long enough to keep me engaged.

The Jerk Club. I have well and truly outdone myself. (Insert flotsies' witty quip here, Quimmy's "flotsam-ish" one after that)

Let your motto be, "We will, we will jerk you!". in keeping with the queen motif.


You're trying your best, but the problem is you are just a dork. No one cares, man.. Quimmy? We will jerk you? Potty mouth? I'm in stitches, stretch. Thanks a lot.

What a pickle this is. Do I respond to you here and drag out this sickening drama even longer, or put it in PM where it belongs, just to have you run screaming to the mods again, fabricating harassment? Gosh, what's an immature, uncreative potty mouth to do?

I don't care to hear about how creative you are for copying my idea, and how mature you are for calling me a potty mouth and distorting a picture of mine. You've made those points quite illustriously. How about you just sink back into obscurity and quit bothering me with your soaring hypocrisy and limp wit.

Q. the Jerk Club Queen
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

periwinkle wrote:
I read the title of the thread incorrectly- I thought it was "Open auditions for the circle jerk". Since club starts with a "c", and mixed in with some dyslexia or something, you can see how I misread the title. Anyway, I think the OP should change the title again....^^


With this kind of Freudian potential? You must be joking.

How did you read the "You're in!!" part? Hehe.
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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow... demophobe, flotsam, quinella, is all this for real? im out, this is all too much for me.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i_teach_esl wrote:
wow... demophobe, flotsam, quinella, is all this for real? im out, this is all too much for me.


It's like when the Tupac/Biggie rift started, only white.

I figure somebody's gotta die...or get hit with a lawsuit.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea why people are throwing me into this battle, I am but your humble correspondent. Although, in all fairness, Dem Rolling Eyes has suggested I am involved, poor deluded Minister of Historical Memory that he is.

And as for the people who have stated their desire to turn in their membership cards, es tut mir leid, you have no choice.

(People do seem to be having trouble grasping the subtext here...)
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
I have no idea why people are throwing me into this battle, I am but your humble correspondent. Although, in all fairness, Dem Rolling Eyes has suggested I am involved, poor deluded Minister of Historical Memory that he is.

And as for the people who have stated their desire to turn in their membership cards, es tut mir leid, you have no choice.

(People do seem to be having trouble grasping the subtext here...)


You're the jerk who made this into what it is..

Thanks a lot...... jerk.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again, in line with the subtext, of course I'm a jerk.

But I'm not involved in this latest circle-jerk. Just an admirer.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guilty by association, flotsie. Too bad it doesn't work in reverse for poor Quimmy.

Quimella, bothering you would be sending you silly little
PMs full of curses; but who is forcing you to click and read a thread?

In a PM?! (Public Message?) Please no. My eyes can take no more. This thread is a silly drama, so have no fear about dragging it on. I'm more than certain we are providing jocularity for many. Let's do this laundry in public!

Heck, you have already posted a PM for all to see, why on earth are you silly enough to think you have the self-control to keep a Private Message private?

You haven't a clue as to the meaning of PM, nor the sanctity (if you will) of one.

"Soaring hypocrisy". Now that's clever.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
This thread is a silly drama, so have no fear about dragging it on. I'm more than certain we are providing jocularity for many. Let's do this laundry in public!


This I fully endorse and it was, of course, the reason why I renamed the thread and asked the questions I did.

Carry on, carry on. (However you wish to interpret the phrase...)

BTW: ^^
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