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blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

He's cooler than a frozen block of Spork brand canned ham product, and will never receive his due. If he does I'll say 'oh, yeah, I know, I dug his work since, like, forever...but now that Billy and Betty Gap are into it, I'm much more into Suze-bob McGroggindahller. Do you know her oevre? Hmmmm? No? Well, I didn't think so. Not many do.' Then I'll sigh knowingly and puff on my horrible Gallouises and drink whatever the kool kids are drinkin' this year.

What are the kool kids drinkin' this year?

DRAMA OVERKILL · Joined: 12 Apr 2005

$50 just to sit with him, $75 for a tug, $100 for lip service, and $150 if you want it all. No deals. Call for an appointment.

Why can't the soccer coach at my school figure out how to use the photocopy machine?

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

Cause he's a cool kid, and drinking all that cool kid drink has made him duller than a ball.

What are the kool kids drinking this year?

Underwaterbob · Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito

How the hell should I know?

Why do Friday "well being" activities always get me drunk by 5 o'clock?

Wait, that's two stupid questions.

Sorry, I'm drunk.

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:44 am Post subject:

because soju is considered part the 'well-being' food group.

How many monkeys does it take to run a hagwon?

Been There, Taught That · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:58 am Post subject:

I assume you meant 'into the ground'.

Well, don't many or most hagwons have a limited run, anyway, until the owner/director can take enough money and run?

Czarjorge · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:09 am Post subject:

No, they're doing it for the good of the children.

Why won't my cat shut up?

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:45 am Post subject:

is *beep* supposed to be shut--as in shut up.

Are we allowed to say poop here?

Czarjorge · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:54 am Post subject:

Apparently the poop, pooping, pooper, poop head are all okay.

Why is s hu t considered a naughty word? Did something change? I wasn't in the loop on the 'c-word' either, why didn't someone tell me?

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject:

because they*beeped* out all the words on the memo

is cocksucker OK?

Czarjorge · Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:37 am Post subject:

Absolutely, as long as I'm on the receiving end.

What do you say?

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

you *beep* it.

Do you think I'm fat?

Czarjorge · Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:41 am Post subject:

Yes, but I don't mind. I like 'em thick like a milkshake.

Why are all my friends getting married?

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:26 am Post subject:

you don't have any friends....

Have you been spliffed??

Julius · Joined: 27 Jul 2006

No, I want to pass my E2 medical.

How long will you be in Korea?