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a cute young girl wants to give me millions of dollars...
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:49:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jay @yahoo.com> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
To: "gmail.com>
Dear Vanessa,

We have just returned to Florida , and after dropping Brent of at his hotel in Ft Lauderdale, we only minutes ago have arrived at the condo in Miami .

Jennifer isn�t here, nor is any of her things. I checked the safe and your envelope is gone as well. I did not understand your last email. How much money did she send you?-- I need to know the exact amount.

Kate and I are very tired and are going to have a drink and go to bed.

I deal with this in the morning. Have you made reservation for Florida yet? Have your feeling changed? I really thought you would be here by now...

Please let me know.

Love,
J
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slaps wrote:
Quite a funny thread!

My two main gripes are with you though OP.

First, I can't believe that you thought the Serious Fraud Office would be interested in this. As yet, there has been no fraud. Conspiracy to defraud, yes, but very little other that a few emails. This hardly warrants the involvement of the Serious fraud office as it only involves �2,500, which lets face it, is not a serious amount of money.

Secondly, to think that English newspapers are interested in printing half-stories such as this shows a serious lack of maturity and understanding of the quality of the British press. I can see the headline now - 'Internet geek exchanges emails with Nigerian scammer!'. Nothing has happened or will happen with this, so I can see why The Sun would not be interested, hell, even the Daily Sport wouldn't be interested!

As for your half cocked plan to get someone to catch the scammer in the act, well it's just absurd.

If you really wanted to play out your little game why don't you actually send them a token amount ($1) via Western Union?
My half cocked plan has something working to flush out a member of this organization...I was just looking for a referal with the fraud dept. and doing my due dilligence....something has happened with this--it's funny (your words)...as for the press, your never know.....that line of thinking did establish me a contact in London...as for my serious lack of maturity--your words are like glue--they bounce off me and stick on you!
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, she's still on the hook, unreal!





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To: "Jay \@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused

hello jay?

am very disappointed at you bcoz firstly you ask unknow person to
mail me and second and you are trying to lie to me...let me tell you
thing you need to know about me.i hate poeple that are full of lies..
am still waiting for the money...bcoz right now am lonely and
indoor all day waiting for the money..i need to go and see the
insurance company that is handle my luggage i need to collect my
luggage as soon as i get there,,but still am still waiting for the
money,i have never see the money neither her mail..she never sent any
money to me..i will be expecting it,I want to believe you...I wont
mail anybody if i dont get the neccessary information,You said you
have my money in envelop with my name written on it boldly,I mailed in
the morning thinking you will go and send the money,now another story
of jennifer who i dont know,aint not going to mail anyone,oh my God am
stressed up,I was expecting to get the 10 digit number given to you at
the western union money transfer outlet after i got back from the
booking office,now its a new story line again,just wondering why you
are doing this to me...I swear to you baby i wont mail jeniffer,I dont
no her its you i know..cheers


No mail from who ever you said will send me money and i told you
I will never email anyone,ofcourse you should have talk to your so
called friend before sending me mail and accusing me for negleting
and lieing to me everyday...


HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU

VENNESA




HOPE YOU ARE NOT LIE TO ME

VENNESA
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:17:32 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
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Vanessa

I�ve been trying to sort things all day, It seems Jennifer ran off with your money and quite of bit of mine as well.

I had to go to several banks and call all kinds of credit card companies to cancel her accounts. I took good care of her and she does this to me, it�s hard to believe.

I have an appointment first thing in the morning with my attorney to see what I can do about all of this mess.

Meanwhile, my other lawyers in Vegas got me straightened out to travel outside the country with the court�s permission.

I need to get away.

I�m looking at flights into London .

Where can we meet in London ? I�ll just bring you your money personally with in-person apologies of the delays.

I�ll be waiting your reply.

Love,
Jay
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crescent wrote:
When it finaly burns itself out, pass out her email to everyone you can. Flood her 'office' with trash.

That's an excellent idea. I'm getting kind of tired of this and new diminsions are not coming about--just circles.

And I'm sure they have multiple email accounts, but we can only hope when we unleash the barrage of emails on the acccount I have that they have many things working on that particular account.
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DRAMA OVERKILL



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has been an entertaining story, but perhaps it's time to wrap it up somehow. After all of this, it would be a disappointing finish to have her just give up and stop e-mailing you. Regardless, good job - it's been dramatic!
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRAMA OVERKILL wrote:
It has been an entertaining story, but perhaps it's time to wrap it up somehow. After all of this, it would be a disappointing finish to have her just give up and stop e-mailing you. Regardless, good job - it's been dramatic!


My thoughts exactly. Stay tuned for the dramatic conclusion tomorrow. I'd like to give it away now, but won't.

I will say the last two words will be "THE END." And it satisfies a tight and cohesive conclusion to a story.
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stay tuned for the dramatic conclusion tomorrow.



Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:27:04 -0700 (PDT)
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Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
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Look Vanessa,


I just have too many things going on to fly to London right now,

I will go to Western Union on the way to my lawyer's office in the morning and send you your money myself.

Expect your 10 digit number by 10AM (Miami time) on Friday.

OK?

That will be my next email to you.

Jay
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Hanson



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRAMA OVERKILL wrote:
It has been an entertaining story, but perhaps it's time to wrap it up somehow. After all of this, it would be a disappointing finish to have her just give up and stop e-mailing you. Regardless, good job - it's been dramatic!


My thoughts exactly. Somewhere around page 5 or 6, I started to lose interest - a little too drawn out, even though that's what I was hoping for at the time...

May I suggest a shock and awe approach? Something along the lines of...

"You Nigerian twits actually thought I'd send your sorry asses money? Hahahah..." or something to that effect...
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hanson wrote:
DRAMA OVERKILL wrote:
It has been an entertaining story, but perhaps it's time to wrap it up somehow. After all of this, it would be a disappointing finish to have her just give up and stop e-mailing you. Regardless, good job - it's been dramatic!


My thoughts exactly. Somewhere around page 5 or 6, I started to lose interest - a little too drawn out, even though that's what I was hoping for at the time...

May I suggest a shock and awe approach? Something along the lines of...

"You Nigerian twits actually thought I'd send your sorry asses money? Hahahah..." or something to that effect...

Oh, it's even better than that. She won't know what to think. The ending will put her into a headspin.
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DaffyD73



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your going to End tomorrow- could i have Katy's number
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merlot



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaffyD73 wrote:
If your going to End tomorrow- could i have Katy's number
No way. Katy and especially Jennifer are very instumental in the ending.
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merlot



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And now, for the dramatic conclusion:

Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:52:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: <[email protected]> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
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Vanessa,

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the Western Union office just awhile ago to send you your money. I had once again withdrawn $5000.00 and once again had written your name in bold letters across the envelope; I was five minutes away from sending you your money.

Then, something dawned on me. I had strong feeling come over me that wouldn�t let go. I turned around, went back to the condo to check on my revelations.

Sure enough, I was right. I accessed Jennifer�s email accounts and see that she has been communicating with someone in Europe though code�undoubtedly YOU!

So all the pieces suddenly fit--your emails, Jennifer�s disappearance, the timing of the whole thing; I couldn�t believe it.

So, I�ve been taken. I�ve been conned; you and Jennifer RIIPPED ME OFF!

Don�t even try to deny it. I KNOW this is what happened!

I�m sure you and Jennifer are so happy together in your little love nest roiling around in MY MONEY.

And to think that just a while ago I came real close to sending you even more money!

For you Vanessa, I don�t know if you were a decent person before Jennifer and you started communicating, but now you're nothing but a low-life con artist. What are you going to do when you spend all my money? Con someone else?

And just tell your lover Jennifer that what goes around comes around and she will pay for this someday, somehow.

So Vanessa, YOU BLEW IT! Had you not conspired with Jennifer, no telling how much I would have done for you!

But you know what? I don�t even care. It�s just money. And I have much more important things happening in my life right now.

Katy and I fell in love in the Bahamas and are going to be married soon. We�re going to be very happy together--just her and I.

Vanessa, while you and Jennifer wallow in your filthy little deeds, that money will run out, but what you have become will haunt you the rest of your pathetic lives.

Meanwhile, Katy and I are going to live happily ever after together... just like a storybook ending.

THE END
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Hanson



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no way this is the end of it. She'll email you back, saying what? No, no, no, I don't know Jennifer, what are you talking about? Yadda-yadda-yadda...

I preferred my suggested ending... Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is unrelated to the babe-money scam, but it is just related to scamming in general.


I was offered a job at a so-called college in Africa calling itself St. James College- West Africa. They claimed to be set up in Senegal.
They went through the formalities of even sending a contract (promising an annual salary of $22,000 a year with housing and $3,000 relocation expenses) and a letter of employment (both of which looks fake as fuck....who writes a contract using comic sans MS fonts anyway?)

I can't believe they would go through all the trouble of trying to get a person's bank information......they're such freakin dumbasses!

I went online and I found no mention of a St. James College anywhere in west Africa......

You wouldn't believe how petty these fuckers are in trying to scheme people out of their money........!
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