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Cedar



Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me get this right, Baba, are you saying you ONLY want to use the missionary position? If I did that, I don't know if I would ever have had really amazing sex! And furthermore, it's one of the only positions where the length of the man's equipment is really important. Why? Because you can't get deep penetration in that position without a guy with a Loooooooooooooooooooong Johnson. My husband is --not-- hung like a stallion but we have great sex, and one of the biggest reasons is that I don't have sex in a position which allows for little female movement and shallow thrusting, instead I ***participate*** actively in the process, and have a lot of fun to boot.

You sound like a Mormon for crying out loud. (Note to those who didn't know, Mormons have a special SHEET they use to have sex, where the bodies are on each side and there is a hole through which the man can stick it into the woman!) It is, needless to say, supposed to be used on in the missionary position.

Some of you kids are so ignorant about sex, I am starting to estimate your ages ---down--- a lot. I know Polly was a kid, but now it seems several others are, too. Tell us Baba, what are you, 23?
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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that this should be called "The Everything That You Needed To Know About Sex But Was Afraid To Ask Thread!" Of course sex sells so we have 12 pages here of pretty much nothing!

Anyway let me add to this...

I HATE the word sex! I never use it when referring to doing it. I always like to use the term "making love". I think that the word "sex" is an overhyped and degrading word which is given to us by movies, prostitutes and seedy places. Personally I hate it but that's only my opinion.

Also, some people are saying that oral sex is degrading but that is so wrong. I love giving and getting it and it's a great way to turn your partner on. Again love is all about giving and receiving. You can't expect to get anything if you don't give something!

Maybe it's been said before but I couldn't be arsed going through the last 12 pages! Laughing
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ubum



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Gwangju

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I HATE the word sex! I never use it when referring to doing it. I always like to use the term "making love". I think that the word "sex" is an overhyped and degrading word which is given to us by movies, prostitutes and seedy places. Personally I hate it but that's only my opinion.



I think the word ��sex�� is the most appropriate generic term for it. There are different types of sex. You can "make love" or you can ��f*uck. Both are sex, but I very different.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

death from above wrote:

and yet look how many women are obsessed with a man's "size"... like kermo in a previous thread for example.


Oy! I mention one man's alarmingly useless "size" and now I'm obsessed? The poor taffy had just had too much to drink... I think. He seemed blissfully unaware of the situation. I know it's not kind, and it's not ladylike to poke fun, but he turned out to be one of the World's Great Gits, so I felt somewhat justified in raising my eyebrows about his untenable claims. I really don't have enough data to offer an opinion about the size issue.

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women are deeply and fundamentally irrational, but they have to be.

You made an interesting point re: bonding with children, but I'm pretty sure that my fussin' and feudin' pales in comparison to the sort of hysterics I've seen from guys in the last year. People call men "insensitive" but I've felt like the bloody Rock of Gibraltar. I'm treading more and more lightly around them every day.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Babayaga wrote:
Actually,I've never performed oral sex on a guy. Just the idea itself is degrading! See the above posts with the above reasons.


Oh my god! Just think of it like a giant lolly pop or ice-cream. Nothing better than seeing a guy writhing around with his penis in your mouth. Best thing.

Also you got to get out of the missionary position. It's nice every once and a while. But get up on top and ride him, your far more likely to get off as that position gives your clit plenty of stimulation. Plus it's a position that gives you a lot of power.

Go get some sex books (they sell them here) and start experimenting. Cosmo and Cleo are also good if you don't want the stigma of buying a book about sex. Find a porno. Sex isn't just what you see in a romantic movie and until you move out of that phase you'll realise how much you've been missing out on.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cedar wrote:
Don't like hair in your teeth?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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ubum



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Gwangju

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its interesting that that this posting has such a following for the last few days, I guess it��s a good thing because I have a question for the female Korean posters or for the foreigners with Korean girlfriends.

Has *beep* size ever been an issue with you or your partner? I have been with the same girl for about the last two months. We have had great sex during this time. She was by no means a virgin, actually quite experienced, but with only Korean lovers in the past. So I am the first foreigner she has been with. Since our first sexual encounter, she had made comments about the size of my manhood and was a little nervous about having sex the first time. Needless to say that didn��t last long. I am on the large side even for most Westerners, but nowhere near most porn stars.

But yesterday she went to the clinic for a check up after we had sex the night before. She was having a little discomfort, some pain down there. The doctor told her that she was fine, that she had some swelling and to reframe from sex for a while. The night before was just a one timer, not one of the multiple, all nighters that we have had in the past. And it wasn��t ��rough sex�� either. She had experienced pain before, but this was the first time she went to the doctor. She was too embarrassed to ask the doctor about the size issue. So, I��ll ask her. Has anyone had an issue with *beep* size with there lover? You can PM if you want.

Why do the "beep" the word pen*s?

Thanks
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ubum wrote:
Has anyone had an issue with *beep* size with there lover?
I heard a G.I. mention that just last night. He said it was downright painful for both of them, and he is one of the most gentle lads you're likely to meet.
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not Korean, but I've had that problem in the past with an ex that was quite well endowed. ( hence the sig) Chances are it's not a girth problem but a length one, and that's fairly easy to fix. Basically, you'll have to find positions that you both like, that won't allow you to penetrate her quite so deeply.
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ubum



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Gwangju

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, are have used many different positions. Yes there are some that reduce the amount of penetration. We have used many different ones. Unfortunately, her favorite position is one in which she receives almost all of my length.

Well, she really loves ��little john�� so I guess we will work this out. It just kind of sucks. I was joking with her a few weeks ago about getting a *beep* reduction, but I would never do that, I don��t even know if it is possible. Thanks for the input. I was just curious if Asian women were anatomically smaller than most Western women.
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crazylemongirl wrote:
Oh my god! Just think of it like a giant lolly pop or ice-cream. Nothing better than seeing a guy writhing around with his penis in your mouth. Best thing.


Quote of the year material, I think. Wink
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ubum wrote:
I was just curious if Asian women were anatomically smaller than most Western women.


Funny you brought this up. I guess it depends on the woman. If you've got a 20-inch monster swinging between your legs, I think most women might have some trouble. One guy I worked with said he just couldn't get it in with one of his prospects. We were picking on him in a good-natured way by saying things like, "Man you must be HUGE," "We little fellas have never had any trouble," and "You must've been doing somthing wrong." He swore that he was doing nothing wrong...I still laugh when I think of what he said and the serious way he posed the question. Very Happy
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if he can't get it in at all, theres's a simple cure for that too. . foreplay. Women can adjust for girth when they're relaxed and turned on, but length is another matter
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
if he can't get it in at all, theres's a simple cure for that too. . foreplay. Women can adjust for girth when they're relaxed and turned on, but length is another matter


We also asked him if it may've had something to do with frigidity, but he was unsure. We chalked it up to either him not knowing what he was doing or some strange effect of the cosmos...
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burton Malkiel, in A Random Walk Down Wall Street, put it the best.

"Some things in life can never fully be appreciated or understood by a virgin."

Of course, he was referring to experience in the stock market.
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