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How can I torture my neighbor?
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Corky



Joined: 06 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A grown-up, normal response would be most appropriate. It sounds like you don't have the courage to confront her, so you're looking for ways to strike back at her. She probably doesn't even know she's affected you. It's a bit creepy, actually, if you're seriously considering publicly shaming or harming this woman. If she was a pro, you'd be hearing it a lot more often than between 3 and 5.

Perhaps you're just jealous...and a little bit lonely? Very Happy
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seoulsister



Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Location: International Network

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corky wrote:
A grown-up, normal response would be most appropriate. It sounds like you don't have the courage to confront her, so you're looking for ways to strike back at her. She probably doesn't even know she's affected you. It's a bit creepy, actually, if you're seriously considering publicly shaming or harming this woman. If she was a pro, you'd be hearing it a lot more often than between 3 and 5.

Perhaps you're just jealous...and a little bit lonely? Very Happy


lacking courage? hahaha
jealous and lonely? hahahaha

Who cares what you think! Put a cork in it Corky! (hope that isn't too childish,abnormal or creepy for you).


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seoulsister



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulsister wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
People can't have sex in the morning? The solution, as I see it, is move to a detached home. Oh wait. Can't afford it? Hmmm so you have to make compromises in life?


I'm partial to a bit of morning sex myself, I just try not to wake up the whole neighborhood when I do it. But wait, silly me, I should go for it and let the *neighbors* compromise. Yes, that's reasonable, asswipe.

The solution, as I see it, is a little bit of common courtesy. Oh wait. This is Korea, impossible.


How long does she go on? And does she look doable? Is she hot? What about the guy banging her?
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Corky



Joined: 06 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulsister wrote:
Corky wrote:
A grown-up, normal response would be most appropriate. It sounds like you don't have the courage to confront her, so you're looking for ways to strike back at her. She probably doesn't even know she's affected you. It's a bit creepy, actually, if you're seriously considering publicly shaming or harming this woman. If she was a pro, you'd be hearing it a lot more often than between 3 and 5.

Perhaps you're just jealous...and a little bit lonely? Very Happy


lacking courage? hahaha
jealous and lonely? hahahaha

Who cares what you think! Put a cork in it Corky! (hope that isn't too childish,abnormal or creepy for you).


Just don't go putting a horse head in her bed or anything, ok psycho Laughing


Just kidding with you Seoulsister...don't go getting yer knickers in a bunch!
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Zutronius



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about farting in her general direction?
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Childish:
Do all the above mentioned things.

Grown-up: Tell her to shove a cork in a V-J-J and/or her mouth. If she doesn't, see "Childish"
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to give her a taste of her own medicine, let one of us guys know and we'd be happy to come over to your place with a bottle (or two) of wine, some music, and get down wit choo Razz - we could make some of our own noise sweety... Wink
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Draz



Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She probably doesn't even realize you can hear it. I had an upstairs neighbor who used to try to sing and play guitar. He was terrible. The worst I've ever heard. He'd play the same four notes over and over and kind of moan along to it. (Daaa dun dun duuuuhn.) I ignored it for months because, well, it was hilarious! Great conversation piece for when I had people over. It was always in the afternoons, and it was only like an hour or so.

One day he was playing some recorded music and it was bugging me for reason. I don't remember. I went upstairs to knock on his door and complain. He realized that yes, I CAN hear him. Never heard him again and he moved out almost immediately.
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