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Gatsby



Joined: 09 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Percentage of the population in jail.
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Things America is No. 1 in... Reply with quote

Gatsby wrote:
Is there anything the United States is the best in the world in?

Anyone?

Anything?


this is easy

1) obesity

2) global ignorance

3) monolingual abilities, ergo bereft of speaking anything other than English and even that they often have issues with

4) unparalleled idiocy, believing that things always go up.. their home was "right" to double in value in three years... living WAY beyond their means. often off inflated paper values of their homes.

then shock and surprise.

5) on GOP and certain segments of Dem party, an fascinating rejection of books/learning and things "intellectual".


kudos to cornfed and whatever!
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IncognitoHFX



Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McDonalds, FU<K YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FU<K YEAH!
The Gap, FU<K YEAH!
Baseball, FU<K YEAH!
NFL, FU<K, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FU<K YEAH!
The Internet, FU<K YEAH!
Slavery, FU<K YEAH!

FU<K YEAH!

etc...
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joshuahirtle27



Joined: 23 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kuros wrote:


Oldest working Constitutive document



Which one is that?
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joshuahirtle27



Joined: 23 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IncognitoHFX wrote:
McDonalds, FU<K YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FU<K YEAH!
The Gap, FU<K YEAH!
Baseball, FU<K YEAH!
NFL, FU<K, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FU<K YEAH!
The Internet, FU<K YEAH!
Slavery, FU<K YEAH!

FU<K YEAH!

etc...



You forgot one thing from the song

PORNO Fu<K YEAH
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pokesplort



Joined: 05 May 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know that america is number 1 in drug use in the world. although the percentage difference from runner up new zealand was so small they might as well say we tied. but as an american, let me say, i dont think i could handle it there without drugs. just me personally. and just one drug, and it aint alcohol. other than that...we seem to be number 1 at thinking we are number 1?
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joshuahirtle27



Joined: 23 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still wondering which constitutive document was referred to. Perhaps there was one in the past like the US constitution but I'm pretty sure Bush has raped that of its former glory...
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not the olympics.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IncognitoHFX wrote:
McDonalds, FU<K YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FU<K YEAH!
The Gap, FU<K YEAH!
Baseball, FU<K YEAH!
NFL, FU<K, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FU<K YEAH!
The Internet, FU<K YEAH!
Slavery, FU<K YEAH!

FU<K YEAH!

etc...


You have something against America? Are you one of those?
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Kuros



Joined: 27 Apr 2004

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

joshuahirtle27 wrote:
I'm still wondering which constitutive document was referred to. Perhaps there was one in the past like the US constitution but I'm pretty sure Bush has raped that of its former glory...


That's b/c you're not a Constitutional scholar. Last I checked, the Supreme Court still had the power to restrain the Executive Branch, and it still has the courage to do so.

Don't confuse Congressional acqueiscence with Constitutional amendment.
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joshuahirtle27



Joined: 23 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
IncognitoHFX wrote:
McDonalds, FU<K YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FU<K YEAH!
The Gap, FU<K YEAH!
Baseball, FU<K YEAH!
NFL, FU<K, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FU<K YEAH!
The Internet, FU<K YEAH!
Slavery, FU<K YEAH!

FU<K YEAH!

etc...


You have something against America? Are you one of those?


Did you just ask if Incognito was the NFL?
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Cornfed



Joined: 14 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

joshuahirtle27 wrote:
I'm still wondering which constitutive document was referred to. Perhaps there was one in the past like the US constitution but I'm pretty sure Bush has raped that of its former glory...

The constitution was suspended by Lincoln and never reinstated, despite serving as an icon for suckers under a military occupation. What the US feral government does obviously has nothing to do with any constitution.
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Kuros



Joined: 27 Apr 2004

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cornfed wrote:
joshuahirtle27 wrote:
I'm still wondering which constitutive document was referred to. Perhaps there was one in the past like the US constitution but I'm pretty sure Bush has raped that of its former glory...

The constitution was suspended by Lincoln and never reinstated, despite serving as an icon for suckers under a military occupation. What the US feral government does obviously has nothing to do with any constitution.


Ah, another 14th-Amendment hater and pre-Civil War Constitutionalist crank.

Lincoln suspended habeas corpus constitutionally, btw, through the Suspension Clause.
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nobbyken



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Conspiacy theories Rolling Eyes
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Jandar



Joined: 11 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cornfed wrote:
joshuahirtle27 wrote:
I'm still wondering which constitutive document was referred to. Perhaps there was one in the past like the US constitution but I'm pretty sure Bush has raped that of its former glory...

The constitution was suspended by Lincoln and never reinstated, despite serving as an icon for suckers under a military occupation. What the US feral government does obviously has nothing to do with any constitution.


Have you read it?
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