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RJjr
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp
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| poet13 wrote: |
| Gherkin? You must be a korean. |
No, but the chick jerkin' my gherkin is.  |
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petethebrick
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| Doesn't roll of the tongue as easy as some of the others but my favourite is 'Interfering with yourself' |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:51 am Post subject: |
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"Making love"
or
"Getting even" |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: |
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Beating the one-eyed trouser troll.
for those who can't get it up....
"Choking the traitor." |
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travelnguy
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Dancing with Pamela Handerson. |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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^Oh yes.
A+ Sir. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| Unloading the pistol |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| head-in-the-clouds wrote: |
best free porn site the web imo is
www.youporn.com |
check out ovguide.com |
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gazz
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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cracking one off
A wank
spanking the monkey
choking the chicken
bashing the bishop |
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Koveras
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Beating the system. |
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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For all you gamers:
He's AFK hosting a one-man-server. |
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Toon Army
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Crown the King
paint your ceiling
bludgeon the beefsteak
Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior
play a flute solo on your meat whistle
talk with Rosy Palm and her five little sisters
Drain the Monster
Fight the one-eyed monster
Fight the purple helmet warrior
Making the Bald Guy Puke
consult Dr. Jerkoff
Varnishing the Cane
beat the dummy
Punchin' The Clown
Roughing up the Suspect
playing tug-o-war with cyclops |
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flaptastic
Joined: 06 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: |
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| beat off, flog, tug, stroke. |
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rusty1983
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| On Dawson's Creek they had "Walking the dog" |
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