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WHAT EUPHEMISMS MAKE YOU CRINGE?
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greedy_bones



Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: not quite sure anymore

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh, I think it's an ok expression. It fits pretty well for any show that does something ridiculous in order to boost ratings during its decline.

Another new one is nuking the fridge(going way beyond the suspension of disbelief), but I don't see it catching on as well.
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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate when people say,"bang on" as in........"I agree with you Tom,I think you're bang on! " I really despise that expression.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Axe wound" as a euphemism for female genitalia always makes me cringe.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Misspoke. Please. She lied. So did he.
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Making love" has always seemed like a pretty stupid term to me.

Fucking, porking, grinding, hiding the weasel, etc. -- there are hundreds if not thousands of phrases which, even if they are euphemisms, are more accurate.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

People of Color: Come on, when someone says could the people of color raise their hands, would any self-respecting African American, or American Indian, or Chinese national raise their hands to that?

And yet, I saw the term used in a D**e University ad about their elite university and its diverse student population. Moronic bigots! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xerxes wrote:
People of Color: Come on, when someone says could the people of color raise their hands, would any self-respecting African American, or American Indian, or Chinese national raise their hands to that?

And yet, I saw the term used in a D**e University ad about their elite university and its diverse student population. Moronic bigots! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
I've always wondered if it made me a Person of Pallor.
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Gimpokid



Joined: 09 Nov 2008
Location: Best Gimpo

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Underwaterbob wrote:
"Axe wound" as a euphemism for female genitalia always makes me cringe.


That's nasty. Whoever says that deserves to never get laid again.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just remembered another.

"Bleed like a stuck pig."

How exactly does a stuck pig bleed? Does it gush out, or bleed slowly over a long period of time? When are these pigs getting stuck, and for what exact purpose? Exsanguination?
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greedy_bones



Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how about "pension: 50/50
insurance: 50/50
vacation: 10 days plus national holidays"
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
Xerxes wrote:
People of Color: Come on, when someone says could the people of color raise their hands, would any self-respecting African American, or American Indian, or Chinese national raise their hands to that?

And yet, I saw the term used in a D**e University ad about their elite university and its diverse student population. Moronic bigots! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
I've always wondered if it made me a Person of Pallor.


Naw, just colorless, and the rest, colored folk. I mean, grammatically, "people of color" is the same as "colored people." We immediately cringe on the latter, but not necessarily the former. Ignoramuses of Ass-wipes.

peppermint, I'm not jumpin on your post, and you do agree it is silly, I can tell, but just venting my pent-up angst having seen bigotry abound.
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
The only one I can think of right now is going Dutch/Dutch pay. It's funny when Koreans say it to mean a way of paying that North Americans introduced them to, but rather than update it to "Going American," they choose to pick on the Dutch.

Funny. First time a K-gal said that to me, I'd swear she said, "Touch pay."
Puzzled, I assumed she meant I gotta pay if I wanna touch her.

(Hey, I, too was once a young testosterone pumping n00b.)
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xerxes wrote:
peppermint wrote:
Xerxes wrote:
People of Color: Come on, when someone says could the people of color raise their hands, would any self-respecting African American, or American Indian, or Chinese national raise their hands to that?

And yet, I saw the term used in a D**e University ad about their elite university and its diverse student population. Moronic bigots! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
I've always wondered if it made me a Person of Pallor.


Naw, just colorless, and the rest, colored folk. I mean, grammatically, "people of color" is the same as "colored people." We immediately cringe on the latter, but not necessarily the former. Ignoramuses of Ass-wipes.

peppermint, I'm not jumpin on your post, and you do agree it is silly, I can tell, but just venting my pent-up angst having seen bigotry abound.


I remember reading an article in readers digest or some other crappy rag a fews back... Not sure of the exact wording but it was written by a black women, observing how "white folks go green with envy, blue with cold, red with anger, yellow with cowardice, pink with embarrassment, white with shock....... and they have the gall to call ME coloured...."
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travel zen



Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Location: Good old Toronto, Canada

PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is a popular one. I heard that in the 80's and I think it was a comedy sketch that continues.

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"Axe wound"
That is hilarious. I've got use this as its so damned funny.

Well I used to work in the office, and the stuff they said Shocked Like robots, they must have said the same shaite for 20+ years.
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