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Bizarre string of strange events lately!
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phoneboothface



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steve McNair was shot by a crazy girl!

Bizarre! Because there are so few guns and so few crazy chicks in the USA. Confused
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
The third toenail on my right foot refuses to grow?


something wicked this way comes.... Shocked


Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!


O day and night, but this is wondrous strange! Shocked


And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;
Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,
As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
To put an antic disposition on,
That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
With arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,
Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,'
Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,'
Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
That you know aught of me: this not to do,
So grace and mercy at your most need help you, Swear.


We that are true lovers run into strange capers. Shocked


...but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly.

p.s. are these your favorite plays?
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the boy next door



Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Location: next door

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
the boy next door wrote:
MollyBloom wrote:
The third toenail on my right foot refuses to grow?


something wicked this way comes.... Shocked


Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!


O day and night, but this is wondrous strange! Shocked


and therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;
here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
how strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,
as i perchance hereafter shall think meet
to put an antic disposition on,
that you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
with arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,
or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
as 'well, well, we know,' or 'we could, an if we would,'
or 'if we list to speak,' or 'there be, an if they might,'
or such ambiguous giving out, to note
that you know aught of me: this not to do,
so grace and mercy at your most need help you, swear.


we that are true lovers run into strange capers. Shocked


...but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly.

p.s. are these your favorite plays?


a dark cave. in the middle, a caldron boiling. thunder.

enter the three witches.

1 witch. thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
2 witch. thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
3 witch. harpier cries:-'tis time! 'tis time!

1 witch. round about the caldron go
in the poison'd entrails throw.-
toad, that under cold stone,
days and nights has 31
swelter'd venom sleeping got,
boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. double, double toil and trouble
fire burn, and caldron bubble.

2 witch. fillet of a fenny snake,
in the caldron boil and bake
eye of newt, and toe of frog,
wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,-
for a charm of powerful trouble,
like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. double, double toil and trouble
fire burn, and caldron bubble.

3 witch. scale of dragon tooth of wolf
witches' mummy maw and gulf
of the ravin'd salt-sea shark
root of hemlock digg'd i the dark
liver of blaspheming jew
gall of goat, and slips of yew
sliver'd in the moon's eclipse
nose of turk, and tartar's lips
finger of birth-strangled babe
ditch-deliver'd by a drab,-
make the gruel thick and slab:
add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
for the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. double, double toil and trouble
fire burn, and caldron bubble.

2 witch. cool it with a baboon's blood,
then the charm is firm and good.

-nah - just dig the quotations... Twisted Evil
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

phoneboothface wrote:
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Steve McNair was shot by a crazy girl!

Bizarre! Because there are so few guns and so few crazy chicks in the USA.



You noticed that too!!!
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the boy next door



Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Location: next door

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrow The Cask of Amontillado - The Alan Parsons Project Shocked

by the last breath of the four winds that blow
i'll have revenge upon Fortunato
smile in his face i'll say "come let us go
i've a cask of amontillado"

sheltered inside from the cold of the snow
follow me now to the vault down below
drinking the wine as we laugh at the time
which is passing incredibly slow

(what are these chains binding my arms)
part of you dies each passing day
(say it's a game and i'll come to no harm)
you'll feel your life slipping away

you who are rich and whose troubles are few
may come around to see my point of view
what price the crown of a king on his throne
when you're chained in the dark all alone

(spare me my life only name your reward)
part of you dies each brick i lay
(bring back some light in the name of the lord)
you'll feel your mind slipping away Shocked
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oscar Mayer dead!
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what a wiener
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
what a wiener


I used this in another thread, but I commented that he hung on for a long time.
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