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JMO



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AmericanExile wrote:


I have watched soccer at all kinds of levels from world cup and Olympic to high school and college.
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First of all, only the world cup is important in that list. The olympics is an under age event and if you are any good at soccer you play for a club..not a high school and definitely not a college. Not a big thing, but just displaying your general ignorance.

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You brought up this ever changing geometry bs a couple of times now.


Never heard of total football. That is quite embarrassing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Football

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"It was about making space, coming into space, and organizing space-like architecture on the football pitch," said Hulshoff


Hulshoff was a centre half on the famous Dutch and Ajax teams of the 70s that popularized the idea of total football. Total football to a large extent is what people think of when they call soccer the 'beautiful game'.

Hulshoff's teammate and icon Johann Cryuff whose nickname was 'Pythagoras in football boots'. A nickname he got because of genius in appreciating the geometry of the pitch and making passes that would give his teammates more space.

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I've played enough sports that I know how easy it is, how automatic it is when chasing or being chased to know the direction you need to run to best achieve your goal


i've played alot of sports but i lack the arrogance to think that playing them at a low level means I understand them completely.

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The oddest thing is you seem to be under the impression that open field/court running is somehow magically different in soccer than in other sports like football, basketball, or hockey (okay that is skating, but it is still the same). You have a goal you are moving towards. Others try to cut you off. Simple, simple, simple, same, same, same.


Ice Hockey 100%. There is basically no reset button in ice hockey and it is the most similar north american sport to soccer. The others have reset buttons and return to basically the same startingpoint again and again. that is a fundamental difference.

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Saying there are subtle layers is easy, but it is so much hot air. Reveal them if they exist.


Watch Barcelona play a few games. Then read and watch everything you can about total football, then watch barca play a few more times. Then come back to me and we'll talk.

BTW I'd do something similar if I was introducing someone to american football. There are certain philosophies that almost every NFL team uses on offense and D. I'd tell someone to watch a few games involving certain teams and then tell them to read everything they can about them. For example a game between Chicago and Seattle would be perfect. Seattle still employ a basically vanilla west coast offense and recently at least(they might have a new co-ordinator) Chicago play a tampa 2 D. That game would tell you alot about Bill Walsh and Tony Dungy/kiffen. Go back and read about those guys and they will tell you alot about the game.

BTW Walsh was a master of geometry as well, having realised as well as using the length of the pitch, you can also use the width.


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Given that that IS the case. How backwards and moronic is a sport that encourages players to avoid doing the thing they are there to do?


In soccer you are supposed to keep possession and create chances. Sometimes advancing the ball is not always the smart play.

But yea...go watch barca or just read something about it please. Otherwise you'll just embarrass yourself if you ever step outside the company of people exactly like yourself. I'm guessing you don't do that to often.
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benji



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the end of the day, hitting a ball with your head ( a big part of soccer) is just silly and ridiculous.
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Pompeyinnit



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AmericanExile wrote:
I had a friend in college who used to say "you can't prefer sh!t flavored ice cream."


Did you really have a friend who said that, or did you just make it up now?!
Have you ever stopped to think that if everyone except you enjoys the sh!t flavor, maybe you're the one with the taste bud problems...
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cwflaneur



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's a myth that the esl industry in Korea only recruits from grown adults.

Ha, ha, people arguing about which team sport is better, did I fall asleep and wake up to find myself back in junior highschool again?

Time to go find a knitting website so I'll be slightly less bored
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Epicurus



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AExile makes a great point.

the sports favores by Americans even when a team sport are full of individual mano a mano matchups.

in baseball, every pitch between pitcher and batter.
basketball, yes you can pass the ball, but like hockey it's on a much smaller field than soccer, so a lot of the time you have to accept the defensive challenge of the opponent, instead of constantly passing off.

in football, almost at every position starting with the trench confrontations between the linemen.

the most similar sport, hockey is played in a much smaller arena,is played at an infinitely faster pace because of the smaller space and skating and there is hard body checking and fighting involved.

the nature of soccer doesn't create enough opportunities for individual brilliance (which is why when it's seen in a soccer game, it's so admired because it's so rare and difficult to achieve)

it just doesn't create what Americans, at least, want most - the situation where one guy can basically humiliate his opponent in a specific situation in a variety of ways - almost all of them being physical.

other than the economic angle and it being in the fabric of European society, it's also now how they fight their wars. After ravaging their own continent with incessant warfare for over a thousand years and being responsible for two world wars... they now confine their "nationalism" to what they call "a pitch".. (strange name for an American who immediately think of a baseball)

p.s. another cultural barrier.

the concept of a "friendly".

Can you imagine a "friendly" in American sports? It does exist.. no one would play. Sure.. they have pre-season games.. but we can all see how popular those are and how players want to play them Smile
And even within those there is usually a lot of competition for roster spots. etc.. so there is some spice and hard nosed play.

Even practices in American sports can get nasty. How many fights in basketball practices and football scrimmages.

Soccer is way way way too "gentle" and team oriented.
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pugwall



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Epicurus wrote:
AExile makes a great point.

the sports favores by Americans even when a team sport are full of individual mano a mano matchups.

in baseball, every pitch between pitcher and batter.
basketball, yes you can pass the ball, but like hockey it's on a much smaller field than soccer, so a lot of the time you have to accept the defensive challenge of the opponent, instead of constantly passing off.

in football, almost at every position starting with the trench confrontations between the linemen.

the most similar sport, hockey is played in a much smaller arena,is played at an infinitely faster pace because of the smaller space and skating and there is hard body checking and fighting involved.

the nature of soccer doesn't create enough opportunities for individual brilliance (which is why when it's seen in a soccer game, it's so admired because it's so rare and difficult to achieve)

it just doesn't create what Americans, at least, want most - the situation where one guy can basically humiliate his opponent in a specific situation in a variety of ways - almost all of them being physical.

other than the economic angle and it being in the fabric of European society, it's also now how they fight their wars. After ravaging their own continent with incessant warfare for over a thousand years and being responsible for two world wars... they now confine their "nationalism" to what they call "a pitch".. (strange name for an American who immediately think of a baseball)

p.s. another cultural barrier.

the concept of a "friendly".

Can you imagine a "friendly" in American sports? It does exist.. no one would play. Sure.. they have pre-season games.. but we can all see how popular those are and how players want to play them Smile
And even within those there is usually a lot of competition for roster spots. etc.. so there is some spice and hard nosed play.

Even practices in American sports can get nasty. How many fights in basketball practices and football scrimmages.

Soccer is way way way too "gentle" and team oriented.


In terms of silly posts I think this is pretty spectacular. It is one step away from a pissing contest. You see this kind of stuff everytime there is a world cup. Blah blah Americans like to do things with their hands ...soccer is another name for communism... Americans like contact... Americans are war like people. FFS we have rugby in Europe and the rest of the world which is pretty popular and as full contact as you can get. Soccer players are constantly challenged and their is a huge physical element in soccer. Just look at Didier Drogba at Chelsea. His role is way more physical than any basketball player. Soccer players are also some of the toughest around. Soccer has a strict working class background in Britain and was supoorted and played by the underclasses as in most of Europe. In America it is soon as a middle class sport and thus 'gentle' but dont presume the same for the rest of the world.

At the end of the day you just dont like/understand something and feel the need to connect this to some other feelings of national superiority. I've met so many Americans who didnt like soccer but when actually sat down to watch a whole month of world cup drama find themselves absolutely absorbed in the excitement and strategy. In the same way brits who spend sometime in the States often become NFL fans. Its all a matter of understanding.
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AmericanExile



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pompeyinnit wrote:
AmericanExile wrote:
I had a friend in college who used to say "you can't prefer sh!t flavored ice cream."


Did you really have a friend who said that, or did you just make it up now?!
Have you ever stopped to think that if everyone except you enjoys the sh!t flavor, maybe you're the one with the taste bud problems...


Absolutely true. Ken was a philosophy major. Married a smoking hot girl that never wore a bra. To answer your question: taste isn't a question of popularity for people with backbone that know who they are.

To JMO: You may have thought when I previously said you didn't understand a word I had written that I was merely being a dick. I was being a dick, but I was also was being honest with you. Seriously now, if you are gonna be a part of this conversation you need to go back when you're sober and reread the posts and try again. Your last post was unbearably sad. You argue against things I never said. You repeat my arguments back to me in a way that suggests you think you are arguing against me. You fail to step up and answer the two challenges for information I gave you. You say things that show you missed the point, again. You do all this while saying douchebaggy things that make it clear you actually think you are being clever. You're not. You may be a super bright guy, but you suck at argumentation. I can go no further with you. It makes me feel like I'm beating up on someone helpless. Also, it's boring.
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Steelrails



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day a bunch of people were playing soccer and someone kicked the ball at Chuck Norris, who smiled as it bounced of his chest, changing the shape of the ball into an oval. The sport of Football was born that moment. No players were left alive from that game to tell the tale, except Chuck Norris.
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AmericanExile



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pugwall wrote:

In terms of silly posts I think this is pretty spectacular. It is one step away from a pissing contest. You see this kind of stuff everytime there is a world cup. Blah blah Americans like to do things with their hands ...soccer is another name for communism... Americans like contact... Americans are war like people. FFS we have rugby in Europe and the rest of the world which is pretty popular and as full contact as you can get. Soccer players are constantly challenged and their is a huge physical element in soccer. Just look at Didier Drogba at Chelsea. His role is way more physical than any basketball player. Soccer players are also some of the toughest around. Soccer has a strict working class background in Britain and was supoorted and played by the underclasses as in most of Europe. In America it is soon as a middle class sport and thus 'gentle' but dont presume the same for the rest of the world.

At the end of the day you just dont like/understand something and feel the need to connect this to some other feelings of national superiority. I've met so many Americans who didnt like soccer but when actually sat down to watch a whole month of world cup drama find themselves absolutely absorbed in the excitement and strategy. In the same way brits who spend sometime in the States often become NFL fans. Its all a matter of understanding.


No. It is not a matter of understanding. Seen it. Got it. Hate it. Hate it for a specific reason that comes from observation of soccer games that I have presented on this thread. It has nothing to do with nationalism. My dislike for soccer comes from watching soccer. I love sports. I love watching sports of all kinds from all over. I have watched bowling on tv. I have sat fascinated by curling, lumberjack competitions, world strong man, yachting, cliff diving, and even iron chef america where cooking is made sport. I've only ever found two sports that are unwatchable: golf and soccer. Golf because you can't see the ball. They do that shot where they are basically showing you the sky. Bore ring. Soccer for the specific reason stated above.

You don't engage the argument. You don't step forward like a man and try to make a counter case. Instead you retreat just like the soccer players you love. You act dismissive to avoid the argument. It's nationalism. You don't understand. It's silly. Well, if it is silly you should have no problem making a counter argument.

Pull your pistols or whistle Dixie.
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JMO



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AmericanExile wrote:
Pompeyinnit wrote:
AmericanExile wrote:
I had a friend in college who used to say "you can't prefer sh!t flavored ice cream."


Did you really have a friend who said that, or did you just make it up now?!
Have you ever stopped to think that if everyone except you enjoys the sh!t flavor, maybe you're the one with the taste bud problems...


Absolutely true. Ken was a philosophy major. Married a smoking hot girl that never wore a bra. To answer your question: taste isn't a question of popularity for people with backbone that know who they are.

To JMO: You may have thought when I previously said you didn't understand a word I had written that I was merely being a dick. I was being a dick, but I was also was being honest with you. Seriously now, if you are gonna be a part of this conversation you need to go back when you're sober and reread the posts and try again. Your last post was unbearably sad. You argue against things I never said. You repeat my arguments back to me in a way that suggests you think you are arguing against me. You fail to step up and answer the two challenges for information I gave you. You say things that show you missed the point, again. You do all this while saying douchebaggy things that make it clear you actually think you are being clever. You're not. You may be a super bright guy, but you suck at argumentation. I can go no further with you. It makes me feel like I'm beating up on someone helpless. Also, it's boring.


Fail.

Sorry, your arguments were shown to be weak/non existent hence you can't respond to a single point I made.

Enjoy the games tonight. I am more of a college football fan but I got the season package for the NFL as well this year.
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Epicurus



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Exile golf is not a sport.

It's a leisure activity, particularly attractive and vexing to real athletes from other sports who find their natural athletic ability that makes them great in real sports does nothing for them in golf.

and my arguments on why soccer doesn't impact the American psyche I believe are true.

You can call it damning the American "consumer" or "culture" or whatever.

but it is what it is.
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AmericanExile



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Epicurus wrote:
A Exile golf is not a sport.

It's a leisure activity


It's like your reading my mind. Get out of my head!
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Steelrails



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've posted this in another thread- real sports are ones you can play while consuming alcohol- Golf, Motorsports, Bowling, Firearm-based sports, Softball, Darts, Stone Skipping, Arcade Basketball, Demolition Derbies, Pool, Watercraft sports, Rock Chucking, Fishing, Hunting, Curling, Shuffleboard, and backyard wrestling.

Sports where you have to both practice and then work out for are lame. A good sport lets you drink, chat it up, use your mind a little, and make a business deal while playing it. That and you can play it with people of all ages and genders and ability levels.
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Epicurus



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pugwall, it's not a matter of understanding.

people have claimed for a long time that Americans would embrace soccer once they understood it.

This hasn't happened, despite repeated attempts to give the sport exposure and despite the fact that many people's kids now play soccer in school at young levels, especially girls.

I'd also have to giggle at your assertion that soccer players are some of the toughest guys around. Nonsense. There may be some, but an average rugby player can take on two soccer players at the same time, because his sport requires a degree of physical size and strength (and perhaps meanness) that soccer simply does not.

steelrails I would claim those are leisure activities. since consuming alcohol is a leisure activity.

I take my definition of sport from activities that depend on athletic qualities/abilities.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to add that as an American while World Cup Soccer is exciting and all... I think it's sad to see any American who was born and raised in America getting fanatically into Euro Soccer. Every person I met in America who was American-American that followed Euro Soccer has been a total d-bag. They don't really like soccer, they're just into it to be different and show how better they are.

It's one thing if following Euro Soccer is like your fifth sport, but if it's your #1...sorry but you're not a real Arsenal fan or Real Madrid fan. In order to be a real fan you need to grow up with that team and have lived around other fans of that team. Sports fandom at its core is local or nation-based. I don't see how someone born in Ohio could declare themselves to be a diehard Chelsea fan when they've never lived in England and didn't know about Chelsea until they were 14.

Now if your International-American then I understand loving soccer.

I respect soccer as a sport, even though I find it boring to watch and play. All it takes is some World Cup action and it is some of the best 90 minutes in sports you will ever witness. Love the intensity and how one goal means so much.

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I take my definition of sport from activities that depend on athletic qualities/abilities.


Rock chucking and backyard wrestling require athleticism. Midget tossing too. Alpine Skiing I'd throw in the alcohol AND sport category.

As far as team spectator sports Baseball, Football, Hockey, and NASCAR are king. College Basketball too. Actually baseball is unique because it is the only sport that is as beautiful to listen to as it is to watch. Poor Ernie Harwell....

As for gambling and spectating- Combat Sports and Horse Racing

And then there are the art sports- Equestrian Jumping & Dressage, Gymnastics, Dance, Synchronized Swimming, and Figure Skating. I enjoy these because they blend art with sport. Not only do you have to be athletic, you have to make it look good.
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