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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Cro-magnon man ate chunks of meat, gristle, and bone. Our bodies evolved to take down this kind of stuff through a coordinated process of digestion. If people can argue that items will dissolve in Coca Cola overnight then I am sure a small bone will dissolve in hydrochloric acid in the same amount of time.
Or, if this evolution talk is making you shudder, the bone may possibly tear a hole in your digestive tract and your innards will melt. You'll die and go to heaven or hell. Pray tonight before you go to sleep and forgive your tressapsses and trespassers. |
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balzor
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:35 am Post subject: Re: I swallowed a bone |
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| pianowill wrote: |
| I didn't think it would be appropriate to take the bone out of my mouth so I swallowed it. |
"That's what she said" haha couldn't resist |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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So.........has it come out yet?
Can't believe I'm even asking this...........  |
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Triban
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station
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| Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| (Insert random joke about you swallowing a part of the male anatomy.) |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Electron cloud
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| Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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I always eat the big gristly knob (sorry) at the end of chicken leg bones. A habbit acquired from West Indian friends... never had tummy trouble from it...
Op- you'll be fine, stop working yourself into a panic lol, that's why your bowels are feeling queesy.... |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:00 am Post subject: |
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This is quite possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Thank you ridiculously too socially conscious guy. |
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asams
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Should be out by now, right? Can we get an update? |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:55 am Post subject: |
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| I don't know about the bone dissolving but the goldmine that is this thread made my brain dissolve from too many potential jokes and double entendres. |
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asams
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:24 am Post subject: |
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So I'm guessing the OP is either:
1. In the hospital
2. Dead
3. On the pot
Anyone care to wager? |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| asams wrote: |
So I'm guessing the OP is either:
1. In the hospital
2. Dead
3. On the pot
Anyone care to wager? |
2. Dead- A mass of organic residue on the floor from drinking the car battery acid.
4. Enjoying another big gristly knob. Of chicken.
5. Starring in Seoul Swallowers 7.
Sorry, OP, I sincerely wish the best...but between the title and the responses on this thread the jibes are just too good to pass up. |
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Sleepy in Seoul
Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| I think he's hard at work with the pencil. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:31 am Post subject: |
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| Where is the update OP? We're all wonderin here... |
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warren pease
Joined: 12 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Bump for resolution |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
Location: Electron cloud
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| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| He died? |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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The guy is still posting. I guess he made it through ok. Would have liked to see a conclusion though.
Reminds me of a facebook thing I did- The 6th graders at my school were having some sort of woodworking project outside with saws. They were left unsupervised for like 30 minutes and the whole time I'm looking out the window and watching everything slowly degenerate as I gave a blow by blow accounts on facebook. I had like 20 people riveted.
Incidentally only 2 required bandages. Oh and the whole time half the kids had no shoes on while sawing inches away from their feet. |
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