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How do you make girls NOT like you?
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Bloopity Bloop



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bumping old threads works.
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Mr. Pink



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: China

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is pretty funny.

I could have used it about 13-14yrs ago when I dated this pretty weird Korean woman.

Sometimes logical things just do not work when trying to leave a K-woman.
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ThingsComeAround



Joined: 07 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

try your impersonation of the Masturbating Bear

In the day time

In public

http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/01/obriens-masturbating-bear-curtain-call-video.html
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you're pregnant.
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you've got AIDS.

Tell her you love Japan more than Korea.

Tell her you want to join the North Korean army.

Or...you could spend time with me for practical tips.

I've always been a girl magnet........I seem to repel them without effort. Laughing
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aboxofchocolates



Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind

PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

for you, the advice 'just be yourself' comes to mind.
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Pa Jan Jo A Hamnida



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Not Korea

PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her you have no plans and will just wait until the ecomics changes in North America happen.
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nautilus



Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
How do you make girls NOT like you?


Best way is to simply like them in return.
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ashland



Joined: 05 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: How do you make girls NOT like you? Reply with quote

Olivencia wrote:
Some of the chicks here are pretty persistent. If you sense a chick liking you and for whatever reason(s) you don't want to go there how can you get her to be disinterested in you without being rude or disgusting about it?


c r a p
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AsiaESLbound



Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Location: Truck Stop Missouri

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have a husband, I'm not interested in you on a personal level, and it's none of my business what issues you have in your life as to why you feel insecure as to seek something more you shouldn't expect of me.
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teecee



Joined: 18 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For me it's just a gift...
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Henri



Joined: 07 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As someone correctly mentioned, being divorced with kids will often repel Korean girls. It will also seriously interest others.

And one poster mentioned growing a beard; poor advice, in my opinion. I have a beard it turns on many women and positively makes them swoon. I actually get alot more play with it, than without it... Razz
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zz8w1988



Joined: 12 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caylia wrote:
The best things to do are things that are traditionally offensive to a Korean:

1. Tell them you practice Satanic worship on a daily basis.

2. Tell them you are divorced with children.

3. Tell them you hate your parents, especially your Mom.

4. Tell them you always ask your family for money, and you never send any home.

5. Tell them being poor is just fine. Money is not a big deal.

6. Tell them education is not important at all.

7. Tell them your Mom used to be work as a bar hostess.

I think that ought to do it. I am 100% Korean, so I can tell you that those items will definitely work.

8 . tell them you are bi.
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Globutron



Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I did this Saturday just gone, when two girls were pointing at me and trying to get my attention, I used a tactic that has been passed down for generations.

I pretended I didn't see them and stared at a wall as if something very intriguing was on it.
Needless to say it didn't work and they inevitably spoke to me and got my facebook.
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drkalbi



Joined: 06 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't shower for a week or two and wear your underwear on the outside of your pants.
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