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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Well, it finally came to a head this evening. I wish I could post about it in specific detail, but right now I feel as though I just went twelve rounds with [insert current heavyweight-title holder's name here], and I'm spent.
However, to allay any nervous suspense: I prevailed. It was a tough fight, but it was a noble fight. And I think Jesus Christ himself would agree with that.
I fought tooth and nail, and luckily I survived...and I still have my testicles to boot!
All in all, it was a humble, god-affirming victory for the Sparkmeister. And now it's time to sleep the sleep of the just.
(Good night, Wylde)
Sparkles*_* |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:40 am Post subject: Re: ... |
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| Kristsoy wrote: |
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| Methinks you need to go to the Wide Universe of Spelling while kristsoy's at it. Punctuation is spelled with a t |
man dont u have something better to do. IT'S NOT A FORMAL FORM DUMMY
and me thinks? who talks like that |
What? |
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just because
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 7:22 am Post subject: |
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Sparkles,
I'll give you some advice.
Last year about the same time(is it the season start for nasty visors or something) my honeybun came home with one.
I told her that if she wears that out I will drop her off in a rice field in the middle of the countryside and leave her with the other sun-visor wearers.
Anyway, she got the hint and we had a ceremonial burning on top of her apartment building. You could hear all the adjummas screaming for miles away......TAH JI MASEYO followed by crying of the likes you've never seen.
In other words....burn it |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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| Harin wrote: |
| Tiberious aka Sparkles, you're such a drama queen. Jeez.... |
Nothing wrong with a bit of melodramatic histrionics.
destroy it in front of your wife.
You are welcome. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| Once again my aversion to marriage has been bolstered. |
Beaver, you are wrong!
Beaver, if you were not such an affable fellow, I would tell you that you have absolutely nothing to worry aboat.
Beaver, you are wrong.
HTH |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| The Man known as The Man wrote: |
| Beaver, if you were not such an affable fellow, I would tell you that you have absolutely nothing to worry aboat. |
Aboat? Are you from eastern Canada by chance?
And I do have something to worry about -- after seven and half years with the same girlfriend the guilts are setting in. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 8:29 am Post subject: |
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| the_beaver wrote: |
| The Man known as The Man wrote: |
| Beaver, if you were not such an affable fellow, I would tell you that you have absolutely nothing to worry aboat. |
Aboat? Are you from eastern Canada by chance?
And I do have something to worry about -- after seven and half years with the same girlfriend the guilts are setting in. |
No I only use that to perpetuat the American myth that most Canadians have the aboat acent.
I speak proper English, with no hint of a Maritimer accent. |
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kangnamdragon
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Kangnam, Seoul, Korea
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| Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: Re: ... |
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| Zyzyfer wrote: |
| Kristsoy wrote: |
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| Methinks you need to go to the Wide Universe of Spelling while kristsoy's at it. Punctuation is spelled with a t |
man dont u have something better to do. IT'S NOT A FORMAL FORM DUMMY
and me thinks? who talks like that |
What? |
People who are just trying to have fun say "methinks". He probably does not talk like that in real life.  |
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Eunoia
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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Sounds like you're looking at early-stage "Ajummosis". Have there been any other symptoms? A recent hair restyling, perhaps, hair getting shorter and more wavy? An increase in phlegmmy throat-clearing noises during conversations? Has she been getting more aggressive while trying to make her way through crowds, or getting on a bus? If so, I'm afraid to say that it may already be incurable.
It won't be long before the hair is converted to a full out, head-hugging perm, the teeth start getting capped with silver or gold, the wardrobe undergoes as complete turnover from sexy, form-fitting clothes to... no, I bring even myself to can't say any more.
My sympathies, man.  |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Pink ajumma-visors make baby Rapzilla cry.
Sparkles*_* |
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