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Never buying Asian condoms again
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Hokie21



Joined: 01 Mar 2011

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EK-UuOg9mk
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Cave Dweller



Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blitzkrieg does not require combat gear. Just a helmet.

cj1976 wrote:
Cave Dweller wrote:
Just give her the houdini. or send the soldiers in the back door. I call it blitzkreig.

cj1976 wrote:
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2012/06/117_112598.html
http://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/article/Article.aspx?aid=2958646

Looks like they are not OTC. Sorry if I got any hopes up here. Guess you'll have to put on the wetsuit after all.


Combat gear is all the more important in the heat of battle.
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cmxc



Joined: 19 May 2008

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:25 pm    Post subject: Korea condoms? Reply with quote

Wait, this is Korea, who uses condoms?
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PigeonFart



Joined: 27 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You people are an absolute disgrace. Teachers should not engage in such nocturnal activities.
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radcon



Joined: 23 May 2011

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Korea condoms? Reply with quote

cmxc wrote:
Wait, this is Korea, who uses condoms?


Exactly. Korean gals I get with are offended if you try to use condoms as they think you are calling them dirty and diseased.
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Cave Dweller



Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, I'll do it in the daytime then.

PigeonFart wrote:
You people are an absolute disgrace. Teachers should not engage in such nocturnal activities.
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NYC_Gal 2.0



Joined: 10 Dec 2010

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Condomania in Hongdae has western-sized Trojans.

Birth control pills are still for sale without prescription, and about 7k a month. Some brands do require prescription, but there are still many that don't.

Best of luck!
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young_clinton



Joined: 09 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asian condoms are way too small
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J Rock



Joined: 17 Jan 2009
Location: The center of the Earth, Suji

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cave Dweller wrote:
Just give her the houdini. or send the soldiers in the back door. I call it blitzkreig.



I do like the Houdini but I prefer giving the Pirate! ARGGGGGG!
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goat



Joined: 23 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it just me or have others noticed how Steelrails and Kimchi Ninja are avoiding this thread? It's as though they want to sweep this topic under the rug. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goat wrote:
Is it just me or have others noticed how Steelrails and Kimchi Ninja are avoiding this thread? It's as though they want to sweep this topic under the rug. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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I was on page one idiot. The OP comes across as some sort of guy passively aggressively looking for validation or PMs from chicks. If he wants that, go over to waygook. Almost all dudes here.

I hated bags back home and I hate them here. But you gotta wear em. Don't you know they just plain suck? Or was here the first place you ever got to use one?
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goat



Joined: 23 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's an old Korean/GYOPO saying,

The smaller the pepper the hotter.


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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goat wrote:
There's an old Korean/GYOPO saying,

The smaller the pepper the hotter.


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So how about rubbers back home? Any comments? I think you not knowing that condoms suck period no matter where u are is funnier than any weiner joke. Guess you didnt have any experience.

If you want to know why Koreans and Asian Americans are less likely to stand up and support white NETs when they scream racism, a constant barrage of disparaging schlong jokes mighy be a good place to start. Also, all the size jokes seem to come from caucasian NETs. Never black NETs. Wonder why that is?
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northway



Joined: 05 Jul 2010

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steelrails wrote:
goat wrote:
Is it just me or have others noticed how Steelrails and Kimchi Ninja are avoiding this thread? It's as though they want to sweep this topic under the rug. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I was on page one idiot. The OP comes across as some sort of guy passively aggressively looking for validation or PMs from chicks. If he wants that, go over to waygook. Almost all dudes here.

I hated bags back home and I hate them here. But you gotta wear em. Don't you know they just plain suck? Or was here the first place you ever got to use one?


Why? Koreans certainly don't. Smile
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creeper1



Joined: 30 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is not about how big your dong is.

It is about whether or not you are putting it into a girl.

Judging by how much posting some of you guys are doing, it is clear you don't have lives never mind girlfriends.
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