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[Hobophobic]

On a listening test about the five senses:
Your nose - You can smell the fresh shit on your bit (sheets on your bed) and it lets you know when your dog has been playing.

On a weekly writing diary a coworker had submitted to them:
I love cock. Cock is delicious. I always want cock. (coke)

I almost cried...keke.

[elmo ROKs]

On the subject of how to make the school more exciting:

We want BoA teacher.

How to make our city more exciting:

We need more pimps!!!! (never worked that one out)

What did you do on the weekend?

I did kimchi bums with my brother!!!

When wondering what the commotion in the corner was:

We are looking at Dans p*nis, but we are not gay!!!

[ajuma]

This has GOT to be the funniest thing a student has EVER written. I was doing "Where are you going?" with some high school students. One of the students wrote: "I'm going to fishroom".


??? Your guess what did he mean?














Think "Korean pronunciation".......















PC room!!!!!!

[Gord]

From a eight year old:



And his friend:



Or a 12 year old:



or another:




Or one of my adult students who stamps people's passports at Immigration. He's an angry man.



And this guy works in the tax collection department:



No one believes my claims that I didn't teach this guy his punchline:



And the best one:



I too was once deceived by a Santa Claus in a department store. I really should do this project again. In fact, I think I will starting on Monday. What was old is now new!

[Geoff]

A: I'm SEXteen !

another younger girl...with the same question...


A: I'm twelve o'clock !



P/s: Hi Gord, where can i get those cartoon clips? thanks.

[JongnoGuru]

Book Idea!

Gord, gather up 50 or so of the funniest of these fill-in-the-blanks comics from your students and publish your own "yuk-yuk" coffee-table page-turner! I'm totally serious. Your time is now, the material is in your hands, and the supply is presumably inexhaustible.

The Guru

[tommynomad]

That Jesus cartoon was hysterical! I love giving my classes blank cartoons to fill in. Last year, I had one group fill in a Lucky Luke, making the Dalton brothers quadruplets fighting about having got more food in the womb, resulting in their differnet sizes.

The sixty 9 stuff on clothes here really surprises me, though. I have yet to meet a Korean over the age of 20 who didn't know _exactly_ what it meant. I even met a mom who did, and still bought the tshirt for her kid, because "it's a very nice blue."

[Goro-chan]

That Jesus cartoon cracked me up!

[Wisco Kid]

one boy wrote
"I can ride a book"

In another class, I asked a boy wearing a cast when he broke his arm. his answer:
"next week"

An extreme case of preventive medicine?

[butter808fly]

hehehe.. those comics were great

[Sarah-in-Korea]

[kermo]

In my treasure box of memories, I keep a writing assignment from a Korean girl I tutored in Canada. I wish I could type it out word for word, but for one thing, it's almost a page long, and secondly, I left on another continent.

She identified herself as vehemently ant-Christian within a week of meeting me. Pretty intense for a 12-year-old. Anyway, she found out that I am a Christian, and tried to use this information to her advantage.

Her tact was to wrangle stickers from me by using her writing assignment to write a "prayer to Jesus" for stickers. She claimed that Jesus would give her the stickers if He was real. My favorite part was when she gloated "I know you're weak about Jesus!"

[Wisco Kid]

question: Name an imaginary creature

answer: God

[Geoff]

this one just happened last thursday...

Q: If you can go anywhere in the world, where would you like to go first?

A: U.S.A !

Q: Why?

A: because i like "pussi". (Bush)

[Rather_Dashing]