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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Hurls copious amounts of Konglish invective and numerous spiky heels at.... |
the crush, who sidesteps the spiked heels (not for the first time, i might add). feeling slightly disorientated, the cold picks up an overdeveloped sense of one's place in the international community culminating in a misguided self-labelling of oneself as some form of 'hub' of the asian region and hurls it at... |
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| ...the toilet where, by chance, the Hwah-jang-shil Ah-joo-mah is parking her precious butt. Well, she finishes off the burger and pinches out a nice, big, tapered turd towards... |
...Qinella, who, seamlessly uniting two strands of a wounded story, steps right into the adjuturd and recognizes his place in Korean society - the poop-vestibule in a past-uh pood-uh restaurant. He decides the only remedy, other than cleaning off his imitation Puma's, is to head to the counter and make the cashier girl blush and giggle by placing and order.
On his way, he slips on a Chilsing Cider and Ganna chocolate concoction. The hilariously disgusting combination of poo shoes meets chocolate mud slide causes a four year old emperor to propel projectile vomit directly at ... |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| The hilariously disgusting combination of poo shoes meets chocolate mud slide causes a four year old emperor to propel projectile vomit directly at ... |
..Dave Sperling who just happens to be strutting by with ho's on each arm and a horde of screaming, half naked women following in his wake.
The projectile vomit knocks Dave's beret clean on his head. He suddenly collapses to the ground and starts screaming while shrivelling up like a gochu at a feminist rally. The ho's become petrified and run away, not before kicking the emaciated shell of Dave Sperling in the balls a few dozen times.
The magical beret frisbees in the air and lands on the head of..... |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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The magical beret frisbees in the air and lands on the head of..... |
Me!
A Hulk-like transformation takes place the second the beret hits my melon. I feel my muscles bulge, my creativity surge and my libido swell.
I immediately run to the nearest PC Bang and create my own message board...The Dave Sperling mod team suddenly shows up with tears in their eyes and Louisville Sluggers in their hands.
"We, we we, saw what happened to our God We can't allow you to undo his evil masterplan."
They attack but are no match for me and my beret. I unload on the attacking mods with one hands while typing up the TOS for my new site with the other.
After easily taking care of business I walk over to the nearest unconscious mod. I rip off his/her mod patch, remove his/her mod beannie, confiscate his/her mod liscence and hand it to.............(who will become the official, first in command mod of my new site) |
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lawyertood
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| ...kiwiboy who runs over and hugs an ajjuma knocking her wide-brimmed visor into... |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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...a loogie that some 60 year old Ajoshi just cough up...nice and juicy for the occassion.
Throws a pissed of Oma (because her child was bumped down to a lower level English class when she THINKS he should be in the most advanced class) at the next poster..... |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:03 am Post subject: |
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| who deftly placates her by making her precious muffin "Class Captain" while tossing an utterly worthless and much ignored contract at... |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:20 am Post subject: |
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Sorry. 
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Links
Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Location: It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| who deftly placates her by making her precious muffin "Class Captain" while tossing an utterly worthless and much ignored contract at... |
me. I grab it quickly and sign my John Hancock while visions of world travel dance in my head.
Fast forward to a few months later... I am walking through an alley in Seoul and crack open a bottle of sojo, tossing the cap at... |
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stumptown
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: |
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| me...who gives the high hard one to your avatar, thereby tossing my man gravy to... |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes that avatar certainly pushes the boundaries. |
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Links
Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Location: It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes that avatar certainly pushes the boundaries. |
If it offends you I would gladly remove it. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Offensive isn't exactly the right word.
Look, I don't want to start avatar-warz round VI here, but it would be nice if people used a bit of common sense is all I'm saying.
Has everyone forgot about all the sh1te that came down when your average Joe-Korea saw something disrespectful towards Korean women on the internet? Links, maybe you missed that, but it wasn't very long ago. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Has everyone forgot about all the sh1te that came down when your average Joe-Korea saw something disrespectful towards Korean women on the internet? |
Maybe she's not Korean? I know that's not the point. But, wow! The wife thinks I'm watching porn. 
Sorry, nothing to add to the throwing crap aspect of this thread.
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Links
Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Location: It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| me...who gives the high hard one to your avatar, thereby tossing my man gravy... |
back toward me. I jump out of the way just in time to avoid an ugly mess.
On my way back to the subway I buy a shirt with that has English letters on it but no real words. Unfortunately, an ajosshi on the subway needs something to clean up dog poo with so I volunteer my Konglish T. At the next stop it gets hurled out the door heading directly for... |
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