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What do you dislike about being a male or female?
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pauline



Joined: 07 Mar 2005
Location: Incheon, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being hairy is a pain. Sure you can cover it up with pants and long sleeved shirts, but Korean men have less hair than me, and I've even hair on my arms. That really galls me. How come Korean men have less hair on their legs than me? Urrgh!

Being well endowed is a bummer sometimes. Carrying weight on your chest is not recommended when you're small-boned and skinny like me.
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seoulkitchen



Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_beaver wrote:
mole wrote:
But just ONCE, I want to experience a female orgasm.


So does your girlfriend.


Hey, my ex-girlfriend's beaver had a mole!

What a co-inky-dink.
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just to let y'all know, I got a run in the 4th pair of nylons I put on yesterday. I'm wearing pants today.
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't like riding crimson wave. besides that i love being a chick because

1) we can never work in our entire lives, hang out with our babies and cook for a living and be considered 'doting' and 'maternal' ....if i was a dude, id be a moocher deadbeat.

2) we can go to a bar with no money and leave drunk! (@ least some...)

3) we don't alert the whole world when we're horny

4) our behaviour and dressing codes are not as rigid as dude's

being a dude would also be cool as you can write your name in pee and fertilize stuff.
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DP
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
being a dude would also be cool as you can write your name in pee and fertilize stuff.


Eloquently put.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
DP


Yeah, that's another thing only the girls can do. Wink
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't watch the movies I watch Wink

I shave once a week, I'm lucky because growth suits me, it doesn't look scruffy and because I don't shave everyday my hair grows slower.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freezer Burn wrote:
You don't watch the movies I watch Wink


Well I was referring only to the receiving end. But thanks for the input(s). Razz
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
Any other women finding it funny how the guys are complaining about shaving as though women don't shave their pits and legs too?...


Peppermint,
Are you hanging around with guys that shave their pits and legs? Shocked
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Male ego. Jesus, what a mess... I went to a bar and a game of nine ball broke out...
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
Freezer Burn wrote:
You don't watch the movies I watch :wink:


Well I was referring only to the receiving end. But thanks for the input(s). :P


what the hell are you guys talking about?? what the hell is DP?

please enlighten me...
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
what the hell are you guys talking about?? what the hell is DP?

please enlighten me...


You said it first. Wink
I think most of us are thinking "double penetration." Shocked
Simultaneous vaginal and anal penetration.


Last edited by mole on Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 am; edited 1 time in total
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mole wrote:
ChimpumCallao wrote:
what the hell are you guys talking about?? what the hell is DP?

please enlighten me...


You said it first. Wink
I think most of us are thinking "double penetration." Shocked


I'm sure a guy could do that too, if were motivated enough.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
mole wrote:
ChimpumCallao wrote:
...what the hell is DP?

please enlighten me...


You said it first. Wink
I think most of us are thinking "double penetration." Shocked


I'm sure a guy could do that too, if were motivated enough.


Eeeeeeew!
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