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[Mills]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the thrid President of the United States of America, Mr. Thomas Jefferson;

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the common law."

"Say nothing of my religion. It is known to my god and myself alone."

"I am of a sect by myself, as far as I know."

"Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong."

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one-half the world fools and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth."

"I am for freedom of religion, & against all maneuvres to bring about a legal ascendancy of one sect over another."

"I never will, by any word or act, bow to the shrine of intolerance, or admit a right of inquiry into the religious opinions of others."

"The impious presumption of legislators and and rulers, civil as well as ecclesiastical, who, being themselves but fallible and uninspired men, have assumed dominion over the faith of others, setting up their own opinions and modes of thinking as the only true and infallible, and as such endeavoring to impose them on others, hath established and maintained false religions over the greatest part of the world and through all time: That to compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical..."

"The clergy, by getting themselves established by law and ingrafted into the machine of government, have been a very formidable engine against the civil and religious rights of man."

[anjucat]

"Some people never go crazy.

What truly horrible lives they must lead."

--Charles Bukowski

[Bulsajo]

"Let's go crazy"

-Prince

[Milwaukiedave]

One of my all time favorites. I have said it so many times around my mom, she finishes the sentence.

"I'm a god, not thee god"-Bill Murray Groundhog Day

[Mills]

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman."
- Homer Simpson

[Mills]

"This thread is not getting nearly as much attention as I had anticipated."
- Mills

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

"Ma, have you seen my belt?"

-- Tiberious aka Sparkles, circa 1993

Still looking.

Sparkles*_*

[Troll_Bait]

Hey! These last two properly belong in the "Quotable Quotes From Dave's Posters" thread.

- Troll_Bait

[Mills]

[Mills]

"I almost shudder at the thought of alluding to the most fatal example of the abuses of grief which the history of humankind has preserved-- the Cross. Consider what calamities that engine of grief has produced!"
-John Adams

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

"I'm always home. I'm uncool."

-- Lester Bangs, as played by Philip Seymour Hoffman

Sparkles*_*

[Mills]

"The Christian religion has been and still is the principle enemy of moral progress in the world."
-Bertrand Russell

[jajdude]

The obsessive-compulsive character (Jack, what's his name?) in "As Good as it gets" says a few good ones that cracked me up.

He's a writer and a female fan asks him, "How do you write women so well?"

He says, "I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."

And to the Jews sitting at his table in the restaurant, "I guess your appetites are not as big as your noses."

To the woman asking him to look after his neighbor's dog: "Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here."

[Gorgias]

This is the oddest post I've seen as of late, it's from another forum, the tread was started by a fanatical-Christian-Nazi type: "Adolf Himmler":

[jajdude]

Yikes that is some sick crap.

Mixed kids are often beauties.