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[Alan_Partridge]

[Skaborough]

Well this story isn't Korea based. I am a McMaster grad, and in our opinion we're the best drinkers in Ontario (it's true, we have reports from the med school and figures from the engineers to prove it). One night I managed to get so smashed that I ended up with a police escort. While staggering my way home from the campus pub I picked up a 5-0 tail who decided it would be better to talk to me over the loud speaker than in person. I, being in a less than raional state of mind, figured anyone who couldn't be bothered to speak to me in person wasn't worth the time. So, I kept walking.

Fortunately my brother was staggering in the opposite direction (he was thankfully slightly less intoxicated than I). He managed to explain that he knew me (I had to ask him who was so rudely following me and shouting at me). He also convinced them that he was sober enough to take charge of me and would get me home.

I woke up on the stairs... in the basement... nude.

Payce