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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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guerilla warfare.
you think i'm kidding... |
As funny as it might sound to the most of you pencil ne... er, kind teachers out there, guerilla warfare is exactly what I got trained for in the Finnish military. I'm no Rambo, though. Korean nature differs guite a lot from Finnish forests and such, but I think I could live of the land for a while. And as for guerilla warfare, well, give me my "tools" and I'll halt the northern advance "almost" single-hande(a)dly. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: |
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| give me my "tools" |
an AK47, a propensity for killing civilians, a taste for snakes and bugs, and a hit and run approach? |
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:23 am Post subject: |
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Since there are so many "bad ass" ESL teachers in Korea, we should organize and form a "Waygook ESL Militia of Korea".  |
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:30 am Post subject: |
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| ChuckECheese wrote: |
| Since there are so many "bad ass" ESL teachers in Korea, we should organize and form a "Waygook ESL Militia of Korea". |
We could double the number of troops stationed here in a matter of minutes, if they'd just issue us each an M16. |
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AbbeFaria
Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:51 am Post subject: |
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| JeJuJitsu wrote: |
| ChuckECheese wrote: |
| Since there are so many "bad ass" ESL teachers in Korea, we should organize and form a "Waygook ESL Militia of Korea". |
We could double the number of troops stationed here in a matter of minutes, if they'd just issue us each an M16. |
I love the twang the buffer spring makes in your ear as you fire. It's like a lover whispering sweet nothings of destruction.
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Junior wrote: |
| [...]a propensity for killing civilians, a taste for snakes and bugs, and a hit and run approach? |
Oh? They teach you to kill civilians in your army? I didn't know that. Thanks for the news flash. ^^ |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| SeoulFinn wrote: |
| Junior wrote: |
| [...]a propensity for killing civilians, a taste for snakes and bugs, and a hit and run approach? |
Oh? They teach you to kill civilians in your army? I didn't know that. Thanks for the news flash. ^^ |
why do so many peole have a hard time understanding humor? |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| kimchi_pizza wrote: |
guerilla warfare.
you think i'm kidding... |
Wolverines!  |
Hilarious! Naturally I'll be Patrick's character! |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| SeoulFinn wrote: |
| Junior wrote: |
| [...]a propensity for killing civilians, a taste for snakes and bugs, and a hit and run approach? |
Oh? They teach you to kill civilians in your army? I didn't know that. Thanks for the news flash. ^^ |
Outside of the arctic circle there are some nasty folks called geurillas, that do whatever it takes to help their cause along.
Maybe you overlooked some details in your Ikea manual.What possible geurilla warfare has there ever been in finland? Sabotaging santas sleigh? torturing your lego men?
I don't think hit and run attacks on the next village's snowman counts as adequate training somehow. |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Geez, and I thought that the rest of the world didn't know of us training our military with Swedish Ikea manuals and torturing Danish Lego men. Who told you this? The traitor will be denied of his daily bottle of vodka and access to sauna for two weeks!
We try not to sabotage Santa's sleight too much. Most of us think that he's been sabotaged enough already by the infernal tax man. Oh, and as for guerilla warfare, thankfully there hasn't been any since "we" started the "Winter War" against Russia in the late 30s. *^^* |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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| kimchi_pizza wrote: |
| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| kimchi_pizza wrote: |
guerilla warfare.
you think i'm kidding... |
Wolverines! |
Hilarious! Naturally I'll be Patrick's character! |
As long as I'm not one of the girls. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:58 am Post subject: |
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| SeoulFinn wrote: |
| "we" started the "Winter War" against Russia in the late 30s. |
Was that the cold war? |
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K-in-C
Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Heading somewhere
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| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:21 am Post subject: He Has Spoken |
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| Now I'm disappointed. I expected 5eagles to tell us the answer was to pray. |
Did you hear the one about the guy stuck out in thr middle of the sea who keeps declining offers to be brought to shore by people on boats who are passing by? He kept turning down offers saying "No it's okay, God will save me." Boy! That guy missed the 'boat' on that one.  God sent him help, via these boats passing by, but the guy never heard God speak. He was saying 'Hey, this is the common sense revolution.'  Hmm...
Peace and prayers,
K-in-C |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:33 am Post subject: |
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Was that the cold war?
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No. |
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