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Free World



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Drake Hotel

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).


I said 8 planets.
What is the last colour in the rainbow?
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Free World wrote:
Quote:
97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).


I said 8 planets.
What is the last colour in the rainbow?


Ya, I said 8 planets too.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So did I.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Free World wrote:
Quote:
97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).


I said 8 planets.
What is the last colour in the rainbow?


Ah you smarties. Stop showing off. This test proves it for once and all. A few are geniuses and the rest of us are morons.

I learned the name ROY G. BIV. for the rainbow in high school

so I guess violet is the bottom color.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
Free World wrote:
Quote:
97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).


I said 8 planets.
What is the last colour in the rainbow?


Ah you smarties. Stop showing off. This test proves it for once and all. A few are geniuses and the rest of us are morons.

I learned the name ROY G. BIV. for the rainbow in high school

so I guess violet is the bottom color.


Ya, funny I didn't finally learn that until my upperyear astrophysics course Smile
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
Demophobe wrote:


Twisted Evil


Ahhh...but it's too late now, Dem Rolling Eyes, for more of your cut and paste magic.

Kudos on turnaround time though--you are certainly a speed-geek-freak.


IROK.
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Free World



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Drake Hotel

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
Free World wrote:
Quote:
97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).


I said 8 planets.
What is the last colour in the rainbow?


Ah you smarties. Stop showing off. This test proves it for once and all. A few are geniuses and the rest of us are morons.

I learned the name ROY G. BIV. for the rainbow in high school

so I guess violet is the bottom color.


Cool... I went to budget schools I guess. Just learned ROYGBPurple, so I guessed violet. But I remember hearing somewhere that it was backwards and red was the bottom colour.
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Thumbnail Postermonkey



Joined: 24 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm..stupid sober or stupid when drunk?
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anywho, that test is way off.


I am by far more than 13% stupid.

93% would have sounded right to me.
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grainger



Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Location: Wonju, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

98% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
1% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 1% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
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cwemory



Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Location: Gunpo, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid question but, what is the correct answer to "Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ..."? I'm rather stupid with analogies.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mongoose?

The Indian gray mongoose, H. edwardsi, is known for its ability to kill snakes, including cobras. A medium-sized mongoose, it lives in arid rocky or brushy areas, or cultivated pastures. When attacking a snake, the mongoose provokes it to strike repeatedly, avoiding it by agile dodging; when the snake is exhausted the mongoose seizes its head in its jaws and crushes the skull. Skill in evading the snake is learned, and young mongooses often die of snakebite. However, ingested snake venom is harmless to the mongoose, which eats the snake's head and venom glands. The Indian mongoose is easily tamed and is often kept as a pet and a destroyer of household vermin. Imported into the West Indies to kill rats, it destroyed most of the small, ground-living native fauna. Because of their destructiveness, it is illegal to import mongooses into the United States, even for zoos.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:
Stupid question but, what is the correct answer to "Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ..."? I'm rather stupid with analogies.


Mongoose would make sense, but here the question is only going by mammal/reptile.

Like I said, some stupid questions.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:
Stupid question but, what is the correct answer to "Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ..."? I'm rather stupid with analogies.


I went with dinosaur, because that eats eveything.
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