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PimpofKorea
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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 Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
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| Why should i get banned? |
Because you are so average you're boring. A good troll, one that is at least interesting in a twisted kind of way, has some creativity--some artistry, to his act. You don't. You're just average. |
Yeah dude.,..you gotta get a gameplan....just insulting people and bashing the states isn't gonna cut it...you gotta talk some crazy trash....really make these artsy-fartsy hippie/punk-rock politico types eyes bug out of their sockets. Yeah, they'll label you troll, sock, jockstrap or whatever else....but you can always count on them bringing your name up when you come back to check once a week. |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| demi wrote: |
| Oh piggy piggy piggy. silly billy piggy. |
Dear demi,
In order to appear and sound condescending, it's usually a good idea to have had some success prior to the attempt. That's why you don't see many other riders trying to insult or sound better than someone like Lance Armstrong. When you really haven't done anything impressive, and you have not done anything impressive, the whole condescending attitude doesn't work.
Let's take the example of Bluto and Popeye. Bluto could do condescension. Why? He's shown some promise against Popeye. Everyone watching knows that, in the end, Popeye is going to gulp some spinach and make quick work of Bluto. However, Bluto usually stomps Popeye into the ground before hand. See? Bluto has had some, albeit meager, success against Popeye, That's why Bluto coming out and saying, "Oh Popeye Popeye Popeye. silly billy Popeye" wouldn't sound so, well, silly.
This occasion, on the other hand, would be like Wile E. Coyote being condescending to the Road Runner. While Wile E. Coyote would probably be standing there with a smile on his face appearing victorious, you know it's just a matter of time before he falls off a cliff, has a rocket fly up his butt, or has a boulder fall on his head. You know he's going to lose. Wile E. Coyote would not and should not ever appear to be condescending to the Road Runner because he never wins. He's had no success against the Road Runner, so his condescension would be unwarranted and out of character.
Demi, you are Wile E. Coyote. Here's your ACME rocket.
| demi wrote: |
| You're idea of winning an argument is insulting people. |
Well, that may be the case, but at least I'm good at it. The insult is a mysterious thing. It either works or it doesn't. For example, if I come one here and say "Your mama wears combat boots," it doesn't work. Why? Because it's pathetic and unoriginal. It lacks the pizzazz that a good insult would have. More to follow...
"You�re"?!?! Come on, demi�
| demi wrote: |
| Well I'll play that game if you really want to. tut tut tut. |
Mock haughtiness is something you should reconsider. You really haven't done anything to impress anyone, so your attitude of supremacy is a little out of place.
However, demi, your pomposity isn't what interests me. The fact that would you actually consider stepping back into the ring with a clearly superior opponent baffles me. The fact that you would do it unarmed shocks me even more.
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| Reading your comments you strike me as a guy very bitter about not making much of his life. |
Do you remember that other thread? You know... It was the one where I embarrassed you off the page and into another thread? It was the one where your only comeback was "Wow! I must have been so correct because you PWNT my ass so bad." Anyway, I mentioned something about projection.
Projection is where you take you own feelings of inadequacy and put them upon someone else. See? this is the second time you've tried to use the "bitter foreigner" defense on someone. That shows me that you are, sadly, bitter. (I have my doubts about the foreigner bit...)
What's really sad is that you're recycling the same insults you used on a another poster in that other thread (Yep, the one I embarassed you on...). What? I don't deserve my own tired insults? I don't deserve the best you have to offer? Ouch! That's the zinger right there! The fact that you, demi, would repeat the same thing you said to BWJD to me is, well, sad.
| demi wrote: |
Let's have a guess. You're in your 30's. No? 40's?
You had a mediocre job in the States and were not satisfied being someone so insignificant. |
Well, I see your vocabulary is improving. I call you insignificant, and you repeat it to me. I�ll tell you what� I�ll consider this a free lesson, but I�ll charge you for the next one. Isn�t that how private lessons work?
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| You came to Korea so you could be someone. Am I on the right tracks? |
Actually, I came to Korea so that I could be no one. As for being �on the right tracks,� I�m not sure. Are you a KTX? Are you a heroin needle? Are you Mighty Hiawatha hunting for the days kill?
See, it�s these obvious errors that show me you are Korean, or that, at least, English is not your first language. I think you�re dissatisfied with seeing non-Koreans treated in a good way, while you aren�t. I�m sorry Apollo Anton Ohno was a better skater. I�m sorry Japan beat you in the WBC. I�m sorry that Dr Hwang Woo-seok falsified his research. I�m sorry that the GI�s ran over those little girls in a traffic accident.
I hope you are Korean. Why? Well, if you are here teaching English with the type of vocabulary and grammar skills you currently display, I feel that Koreans are right when they say that they have incompetent teachers.
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| You spend many hours on this site quoting material from books and trying hard to put down anyone who says Korea and Koreans are actually good people. |
I don�t read books! Books are for people that need more education. I know everything already, so I don�t need books. With regard to the second part of that sentence, I think that�s a little too random to be coincidence. You�re Korean, and I�m sorry.
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| You don't really like living here so you want everyone else to hate it. Am I right? Yea, I'm sure I am. |
You got me. I�m pegged. I hate living in Korea, which might explain why I�ve been here for over two years. Man, this place sucks.
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| You're probably single and find it difficult to meet girls right? No? You're married? I'd be surprised. So days and days go by and you realise that you've not achieved much with your life, so you keep posting away, hoping it will all change. |
Again with the projection thing� Man, I am sorry. Just because being single and lacking the abilities necessary to meet girls makes you feel impotent doesn�t mean it makes everyone feel that way. Even when I was single I didn�t show the obvious self-loathing that you do. Try a dating service! Get out and have your mom and pop set you up with someone!
| demi wrote: |
Ahh. The bitter and lonely English teacher. Good job mate  |
demi,
When people say that recycling is good, they don�t mean insults. This is the third time with the bitter foreigner routine. Not everyone is a bitter foreigner. Most aren�t. Are you? Is this self-flagellation you�re displaying?
If so, I apologize.
In all seriousness, though, you should improve your grammar and spelling skills. Its sad to know that, if you aren�t Korean and are a teacher, you have a university degree and still make mistakes like you have been making. It�s those typical mistakes that make me think you are Korean. If you are a teacher, how does it feel to know that I have 14-year-olds that wouldn�t make the mistakes you make? |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:07 am Post subject: |
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I think I had a strong role in Travelous Maximous's departure, but Pligganease is doing an excellent job of slamming this demi clown.
I don't know why TM bugged the shit out of me, but I am happy he's gone. I hope demi also hits the highway. Keep up the good work, P. |
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catman
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: Silly Americans |
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.......and that is why Bush got re-elected in 04'! |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| .......and that is why Bush got re-elected in 04'! |
Whatever. 
Bush was re-elected partly because the Democrats are idiots. |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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Oh piggy piggy piggy. silly billy piggy.
You're idea of winning an argument is insulting people.... |
It's a bit much for you to claim America has a problem with stupidity when you can't even spell you're [sic] native language. Not that I believe you're British for a second of course, you bloody dago twerp. |
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demi
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: London
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| I know you'll be a bit angry about this but I swear to God I didn't read your post piggy. Jeeeeez...it was just too long. My assumptions must have been right heh? |
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demi
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: London
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Oh...I have a comment regarding the replies to the original post. It's so funny the way you Americans jump on the defensive.
In your comments you said that these videos are filmed in diff. locations. So? Why can't the reason for that be to get a better cross section of Americans? Why do you imply the reason is because they can't find enough stupid Americans in one place that they need to travel the whole country?
Why do you say that they must have questioned thousands of ppl before they got those responses? How do you know that they didn't get that kind of response from 1 in every 4 or 5 individuals? Or even 1 in every 10? You guys are so funny. |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I know you'll be a bit angry about this but I swear to God I didn't read your post piggy. Jeeeeez...it was just too long. My assumptions must have been right heh? |
I'm not angry, demi. Why? Because I know it's a lie. You read that post. You saw that I had replied to you and your heart sank. You saw that I had replied to you and the tears began to well up in your eyes.
"Oh no! Pligganease has done it again! Now, people are going to ruin my thread by talking about the written assault that just happened against me. People are going to laugh at me.!" 
Honestly, demi. I like you. I think you're funny. That's why I'm going to continue to piss on you when you're on fire, which I normally wouldn't do to someone like yourself. So, whenever you're ready, you can abandon this thread and start a new one like this never happened.
And I'll be there. |
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demi
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: London
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Don't get me wrong piggy I'm sure it was funny, but It was too long. I found the tony blair one very funny actually. You've got me all wrong. You think I'm the kinda guy that can't laugh when he's the one being insulted? British culture mate. I would have liked you to actually comment on the points I brought up though.
Someone on here suggested I need to bring it harder to the Americans. I would like to but I just don't have as much time as guys like Piggy. I work full time and in the evenings I give free legal advice for a legal support centre back home. I'm not piggy fellas. I mean look how long this guy spends on here. Piggy's in at nights reading dave's having a pot noodle and a wank. |
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demi
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Location: London
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| Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| ...pot noodles and a w@nk |
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