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[Canadian Club]

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[Canadian Club]

If you're at the point where you might *need* to fake it, it's probably a better idea to give some gently-worded instructions so that you won't have to fake anything.

[Marlboro]

Its never hard to put lead in the pencil

[gyopogirlfromtexas]

[Canadian Club]

whoa

[ChimpumCallao]

I Gyopogirl should be more candid and add more details to her stories.

[Big_Bird]

[Alyallen]

DAMN Gyopogirl....

Down, girl....down

[nicholas_chiasson]

-She should do stand up or shows or something...wow. TMI!

[venus]

Suspecting Gyopogirl is really a bloke. Or perhaps just a really candid girl and that threatens my masculinity - ha ha.....

I've faked it a few times.

Once was with a girl who'd been a friend first. Wasn't drunk. It just felt weird and after 30 mins and several position changes later, I knew I'd never come so just twiched the old boy a little and then moaned. Was wearing a jonny, so she couldn't tell. Happend a few times in Itaewon too when drunk and with a girl not really hot for.

It's hard to tell with girls too imo.

One used to literaly be shouting and screaming the house down and seem to go into a kind of trance and mutter things and her body jerked around like she was undergoing electric schock torture and would say scream some real dirty sh*t, yet she maintained over the whole three month period that she'd she never ever came.

Another never made much noise at all or moved much yet claimed she had the best O's with me she ever had. I (yeah, like oneofthesarahs said - I bet this was annoying) told her she didn't have to say things like that if it wasn't true and if it wasn't true she only had to guide me a little in the right direction and we'd be fine etc... She still maintianed it though.

I think I and most guys though will never really be satisfied that a girl has had one - or a real good one - unless she's twitching; jerking her body and hips like crazy and or screaming and or reverting back to her native tounge (if not English) as a Japanese girl I knew did when she had one....

I don't know if it was porno or what that did this - but most of us are convinced it has to be a real dazzling display to be the real deal...

Know what I mean.....?

Ladies - can it be the real deal if not much seems to be going on...? I don't think so...... Would be good to know one way or the other though....

Then again we all react differently and have different capacities etc....

[cangel]

JERRY: A female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. Very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to find it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you leave.

You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you right now, as a man, we don't know. We do not know, because to man, sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked 'What did you see after the car went out of control?'. 'I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear.

[location: Monk's]

GEORGE: Yep. There's one little problem.
JERRY: Sexual?
GEORGE: Yeeeaaah. Well..... I've never really feld confident in..... one particular aspect.
JERRY: Below the equator?
GEORGE: Yeah.
JERRY: Nobody does. You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.
GEORGE: I don't know. Last time I got the tap.
JERRY: You got the tap?
GEORGE: You know, you're going along, you think everything's all right and all of a sudden you get that tap. (George taps his own shoulder). You know it's like pfffff (whistling sound), all right that's enough, you're through.
JERRY: The tap is tough.
GEORGE: It's like the manager coming out and asking you for the ball.
JERRY: Well maybe she just wanted to move on to other business.
GEORGE: No, no, this wasn't moving on. I got the hook. I wish I could get a lesson in that.
JERRY: It's a very complicated area.
GEORGE: You can go crazy trying to figure that place out.
JERRY: It's a haaazy mystery.
GEORGE: Anyway, I think everything else is okay. Unless of course she's faking.

(Elaine joins them)

ELAINE: Who's faking?
GEORGE: Nothing.
ELAINE: Faking what?
GEORGE: Nobody's faking.
ELAINE: Ah! Orgasm?
GEORGE: She's not faking!
ELAINE: How do you know?
GEORGE: I know. I can tell. It's one of my powers. Why, did you ever fake?
ELAINE: Of course.
JERRY: Really?
GEORGE: You faked?
ELAINE: On occasion.
JERRY: And the guy never knows?
ELAINE: No.
JERRY: How can he not know that?
ELAINE: Because I was gooood.
JERRY: I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.

(Jerry and George laugh)

ELAINE: You didn't know.
JERRY: What?
ELAINE: You didn't know.
JERRY: Are you saying...

(George calls a waitress)

GEORGE: I think I'll have a piece of cake.
JERRY: With me?
ELAINE: Well...
JERRY: You faked with me?
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: You faked with me?
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: No.
ELAINE: Yeah.
JERRY: You faked it?
ELAINE: I faked it.
JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
ELAINE: Not bad huh?
JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?
ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.
JERRY: All the time?!
GEORGE: We got a chocolate malt in here!
JERRY: But I'm so good.
GEORGE: I'm sure you are.
ELAINE: Jerry, listen, it wasn't you. I just didn't have 'em back then.
JERRY: She faked.

(George smiles sarcastically)

JERRY: Maybe they've all been faking.
ELAINE: I'm sure they're not.
GEORGE: Maybe Karin is faking.

[location: Jerry's apartment]

(Kramer is lighting his cigar on the stove)

KRAMER: She was probably joking.
JERRY: No no, it was no joke.
KRAMER: She didn't have any?
JERRY: No. None.
KRAMER: She faked 'em all.
JERRY: Faked 'em all.
KRAMER: Well so she faked 'em, so what?
JERRY: The woman had an orgasm under false pretences. That's sexual perjury.
KRAMER: You know I heard her screaming from my apartment? She woke me up a few times.
JERRY: How did she do it? She's like Meryl Streep this woman. And I had to work the equipment. I'm not unskilled, I'm in the union. If she'd at least told me, maybe I could have done something about it.
KRAMER: Yeah I could have helped you out.
JERRY: What could you have done?
KRAMER: I could have given you some pointers. I know how to press those buttons buddy.

[Marlboro]

lol at gyopogirl! i quite like her

[arjuna]

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[pheeeel]

Fake what? Since when are women supposed to enjoy sex?