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jhuntingtonus
Joined: 09 Dec 2008
Location: Jeonju
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| Beer and Mountain Dew go through you the fastest since they don't have to change color. |
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dirving
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
I've peed on the the express bus to Seoul before. Into an empty Powerade bottle. It was nightime and it was friggin hard. Plus the damn thing overlowed and I got pee on my hands and on the floor.
Luckily it was late and there were hardly any passengers. |
I recall that night via telephone! Hilarious! Didn't you do it another time when I was physically present? |
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dirving
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
I've peed on the the express bus to Seoul before. Into an empty Powerade bottle. It was nightime and it was friggin hard. Plus the damn thing overlowed and I got pee on my hands and on the floor.
Luckily it was late and there were hardly any passengers. |
Soju/Powerade mix, Ying? |
No. But I might've had a beer or two. In fact, I did have a beer or two. Can't remember exactly. No soju though. |
Yep, you had a soju from the bus terminal in Boryeong and bought the Powerade as a mixer. It was my idea, and darn good one at that. |
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dirving
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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This one is remarkable because a) it happened right in the middle of the street |
I read (I think in Michael Breens book) that public defecation was commonplace in Korea right up until the Japanese occupation (which passed laws prohibting it). People took a dump in the street as and when needed, and someone came round with a cart and collected it all to spread on the ricefields.
This is not to slam Korea in particular-I've heard parts of China are still like this today. As far as Europe goes...it was no different in Dickensian London. Takes a while for laws advancing sanitation and public health to catch on I guess. |
I saw two locals doing /number 2: One in the shijang near Sinjeonnegori Station in Shinjung-Dong, Yangcheon-Gu, and the one in I'taewon down by J.J. the Tailor's shop. |
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ThingsComeAround
Joined: 07 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| I saw two locals doing /number 2: One in the shijang near Sinjeonnegori Station in Shinjung-Dong, Yangcheon-Gu, and the one in I'taewon down by J.J. the Tailor's shop. |
That dude does my suits!  |
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dirving
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I saw two locals doing /number 2: One in the shijang near Sinjeonnegori Station in Shinjung-Dong, Yangcheon-Gu, and the one in I'taewon down by J.J. the Tailor's shop. |
That dude does my suits! |
He and I go back a long ways. He was the second Korean guy I met when I first wroked here. The first was Ted - the owner of the wine bar in I'taewon. He walked up to me in Geckos my third night in Korea and came on to me. I recall thinking to myself that I'd read on the old Korea Job Information Board that there were no gays in Korea. Funnt that, eh? Well, JJ said hello, and then told me that Ted was a @#$%&*% gay guy. I said to JJ that I kinda thought that about Ted-uh as well. |
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adjective_noun
Joined: 30 Jun 2009
Location: down in the back and around the corner
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:06 am Post subject: |
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I've seen urban pooping, flashing and suicide attempts.
* In the main exit of Shibuya station in the middle of the day I saw an old man who got halfway up the stairs, slipped his pants down and bent over as if bowing, then he slipped a brown-one out out and down the stairs. In true Japanese style, nobody looked.
* In Busan I saw a drunken homeless man holding up traffic on a busy street by standing in the middle of the road with his pants down and doing a merry jig. He could have been attempting windmills, but I'm not sure.
* Near the same street as the flasher in Busan, I saw a drunken businessman climb up the security grill of a closed shop front. He knotted his belt to the top of the grill and looped the other end around his neck, then let himself fall. Fortunately the belt broke, and he hit the ground and started punching it and screaming "18, 18, 18". It was quite sad. |
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seonsengnimble
Joined: 02 Jun 2009
Location: taking a ride on the magic English bus
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| I've only spent ten days in China, but it seems like it's a bit more common there. Toddlers have pants with the naughty bits cut out. Any time, anywhere, they can let loose. |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:43 am Post subject: |
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| adjective_noun wrote: |
I've seen urban pooping, flashing and suicide attempts.
* In the main exit of Shibuya station in the middle of the day I saw an old man who got halfway up the stairs, slipped his pants down and bent over as if bowing, then he slipped a brown-one out out and down the stairs. In true Japanese style, nobody looked.
* In Busan I saw a drunken homeless man holding up traffic on a busy street by standing in the middle of the road with his pants down and doing a merry jig. He could have been attempting windmills, but I'm not sure.
* Near the same street as the flasher in Busan, I saw a drunken businessman climb up the security grill of a closed shop front. He knotted his belt to the top of the grill and looped the other end around his neck, then let himself fall. Fortunately the belt broke, and he hit the ground and started punching it and screaming "18, 18, 18". It was quite sad. |
Wonder if "18" was the number he played at the craps table. |
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TNizzle
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: Seoul via: Indiana
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:54 am Post subject: |
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| welcome to korea |
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FredDaSked
Joined: 17 Jun 2009
Location: Within You, Without You
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| At the park in my town I've seen multiple times where parents are holding up their daughters and having them whizz right into the bushes. There are bathrooms not 20 paces from where they are...absolutely disgusting. |
and mystifying. I make my 4-year-old hold it til we get there, even if we gotta walk a ways, which, in Korea, is the norm. She won't go into any place without TP, and that's the norm, too, in public bathrooms. |
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