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detourne_me



Joined: 26 May 2006

PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DorkothyParker wrote:
If I had a daughter I would name her River. I would raise her to be a hyper-intelligent but emotionally reserved fighting machine. Also my last name may or may not be the name of a freshwater fish.

Firefly?
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Michael_75



Joined: 13 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cousin works in a nursery and they have a kid called Ethan Hunt-Cole. You have to be very careful...
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CapnSamwise wrote:
.38 Special wrote:

You should name your first-born Thirty-Eight. It's a bi-gender name. Very Happy Shocked


it's also your IQ.


Got awful touchy about that suggestion, eh sunshine? Something we need to know about?
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CapnSamwise



Joined: 11 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, i am just impressed you mastered both breathing and exhaling.
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heavenonearth86



Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Location: Busan, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... I hope I didn't wrong my student in any way by naming him Dexter!
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Gibberish



Joined: 29 Aug 2009

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panda wrote:
This is Molly's son

http://img2.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/01/04/baby,blue,blueeye,rozaneh-77e9f60e1604f498752a16c4beca43d2_h.jpg


This baby has the smallest face/head ratio I've ever seen.

And Capnsamwise, take your tubby neckbearded self and your bad jokes and go back to GBS.
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CapnSamwise



Joined: 11 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gibberish you seem to have mistaken me for someone who listens to the mewling of baby kittens.

that is what you are, just a tiny little kitten meowing for milk.
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Street Magic



Joined: 23 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Male-- Hendershot

Female-- Buttercup

CapnSamwise wrote:
gibberish you seem to have mistaken me for someone who listens to the mewling of baby kittens.

that is what you are, just a tiny little kitten meowing for milk.


I'm no Gibberish fan, but seriously, what's with all the troll posts? A little here and there is funny, but almost every single one of your posts has been an insult. I mean, I'm not gonna "report" you or anything 'cause I hate narcs way more than I hate needless bad vibes, but could you lay off the act a bit?
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mugen13



Joined: 25 Mar 2010

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a really good name for my future kids, and then my best friend stole it gah ......
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CapnSamwise



Joined: 11 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Street Magic wrote:
I'm no Gibberish fan, but seriously, what's with all the troll posts? A little here and there is funny, but almost every single one of your posts has been an insult. I mean, I'm not gonna "report" you or anything 'cause I hate narcs way more than I hate needless bad vibes, but could you lay off the act a bit?


what kind of hell do you live in where being compared to a kitten is an insult
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CapnSamwise wrote:
Street Magic wrote:
I'm no Gibberish fan, but seriously, what's with all the troll posts? A little here and there is funny, but almost every single one of your posts has been an insult. I mean, I'm not gonna "report" you or anything 'cause I hate narcs way more than I hate needless bad vibes, but could you lay off the act a bit?


what kind of hell do you live in where being compared to a kitten is an insult


That's a good question, Cap'n Kittywise. A good question indeed.
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CapnSamwise



Joined: 11 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

***** CAT THREAD HIJACK ******

http://images.free-extras.com/pics/s/snuggling_cats-1465.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3386/3508226711_e994f786aa.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z9ORnq1RvWs/SKU7alE80EI/AAAAAAAABpU/oyqmz52jeCM/s400/snuggling-cats-1.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_qbT9lfmNQI0/SeWUdglDMoI/AAAAAAAAB0A/VxLsNMRttFU/cuterabbitkitten3.jpg
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Street Magic



Joined: 23 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CapnSamwise wrote:
***** CAT THREAD HIJACK ******


You win this round.
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NovaKart



Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq

PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Far be it from me to defend Michael Jackson but Blanket isn't actually the kid's name, just his nickname. His real name is Prince Michael II. Sure it's weird, not as bad as blanket though.
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