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[Easy Rider]

I just go up to a girl and shout in her ear -

'Aaaaaaah ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Whipser tales of thor

and how we culled the tides of war

I am your ovehr - loooo- oh - ooooard!'

Usually does the job.

I apologise for wrecking the thread. I just love the damned ZEP!

I am very, veh - ry drunk now and listening to ZEP on youtube!

AAAAAAAHHHHH!

[DeMayonnaise]

Didn't intend on it to be a pick up line, but it worked, as we dated for a while in college...

Her: "Hi y'all, I'm ___, and I'm from Texas!"

Me: "Holy dog shit, Texas! You know, the only things that come from Texas are steers and queers, and you don't look like much of a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"

[red_devil]

Get her drunk enough and doesn't matter what you say. If she's the least bit interested in you, you'll know.

[loveless]

hey, princess, if you were a tear in my eye, i wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

[Xaiko]

A hot Korean girl came up to me and said, "I cant take my eyes off of you." Big smile on my face

[recessiontime]

Is there a Godwin's law about threads like this eventually taking about 'the game' by neil strauss?

[Blockhead confidence]

[NYC_Gal]

You say you're good looking, but I'm the only one talking to you around here.

[Patrick Bateman]

"Don't I know you from somewhere?" That ones actually not bad.

"Why don't you come with me and I'll peel you a grape?" From an old movie that always made me laugh.

Some hilariously bad ones:
"You must be a parking ticket because you got "fine" written all over you."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd but U and I together."
"is that your A** or did your momma have reindeer?"

[conrad2]

"Would you like to go halves on a baby?"

[KENNETHINKOREA]

I used to love to see a old guy with a hotter younger girl and just for kicks say to him hey your daughters pretty cute

[Vagabundo]

[Triban]

YESSS

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