Kwangjuchicken

Joined: 01 Sep 2003 Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:02 am Post subject: |
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I was thinking the same think. But they do taste good. But just a few months ago, I about cut my finger off in a potato peeling accident.
The cut was right to the bone. It was midnight. It was squirting blood. I just new I was going to die. And with the rapture so close. Well, I had some medical tape there. I managed to get everything in such a postion that I was able to have the cut squeezed shut and wrap and wrap it with tape.
That was a friday night. I left it as it was for 10 days. Then, I was visiting with a Korean friend who was also a MD. He told me to unwrap it and let him see it. So I did. He then washed the area with H2O2.
It was completely healed. It looked like a surgical scar. He told me that I did a perfect job, and that because the cut was short, but to the bone, he would have also taped it the same way, no stiches. He then said, "you are very smart". Then I said, "well I do have a PhD".
I can't help it. I am like Ross on "Friends".
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Chickens don't have fingers, you faker!!![/code] |
I was waiting for that one. Well, you see, I am a special chicken. Like the one in my Avatar. The famous, and I am not ashamed to admit it, my hero, Chicken from "Cow and Chicken." He has teeth and fingers. Actually, he had a lot more teeth than I do.
But, kiwi. Seriously. Be very carful. Here they are talking about peeling you. And my last post was about how I was almost killed in the potato peeling incedent.
AND YOUR LAST POST, THE ONE I AM QUOTEING. wAS post #44 on this thread.
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