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K-Girlfriend wants to get breast implants
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scarneck



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the trick:

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining To my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead
of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt,
didn't it?"
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Mashimaro



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once had a korean woman tell me she believed that women's breasts grew if they were fondled a lot Shocked

I bet it was some horny 18 year old ex boyfriend who told her that Laughing
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buymybook



Joined: 21 Feb 2005
Location: Telluride

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brook Burke from the E channel's "Wild On" had them done by her husband Garth Fisher from "Extreme Makeover." You can do a search, travel to California(L.A.) and get them done for $7,000 +

My Aunt had breast cancer and had her breasts removed. She refused to get fake ones even though insurance would have supported.
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
Things like face and personality are much more important.


...and not necessarily in that order, right?
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im many cases looking at woman naked! fake breasts look better than real ones! not to many girls have a great set of natural ones!
these days doctors are artists! they turn custard into melons!
I have seen my fair share of fake ones and I must say most of them look outstanding! in clothes they look awesome! in a bar they look HOT!
and naked they look great. OF COURSE it all depends on the job!
some of them look real fake and feel fake! I guess thats why woman who had them done always say! find the best doctor!! I have had the pleasures of feeling a couple of fake sets in my time! and well. OF COURSE they dont feel like natural ones! but they they still feel fine!
and I guess they feel better than what she had before! or what she didnt have before!
I mean look at playboy models, look at half the models out there today! MANY of them are fake!because they look better! you can get the results what you want for 5grand! other girls have to be born lucky! and have that perfect RACK!

my advice! seek out a great doctor! and get them done if she feels she needs them because she is FLAT or she doesnt feel comfortable with her current size. then go for it! takes about 6 months for them to fluff and drop as they say! and then they look cool!

tell her to go for it!!

P.S. you planning on marrying her?
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nautilus



Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:

I love 'em and adore them and hope to continue to see them on all Asian girls - especially those I put the fire to in Japan, Korea, Thailand, Philippines and Taiwan.

I'm a happy man.

why do i get the feeling you look like this?



-because bigger "assets" = more money in the bank ? Wink


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ed4444



Joined: 12 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:

P.S. you planning on marrying her?


On April 20th this year.

I think the reason this line of thinking has crept into her head is because she goes to public bathrooms everyday and ends up suffering from breasts envy when she see anyone who has enough to strut around with.

I made sure to hide any videos on my computer and avoid any public oogling that might make the situation worse though so i hope i am not a factor.
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coolsage



Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ed4444 wrote:
itaewonguy wrote:

P.S. you planning on marrying her?


On April 20th this year.

I think the reason this line of thinking has crept into her head is because she goes to public bathrooms everyday and ends up suffering from *beep* envy when she see anyone who has enough to strut around with.

I made sure to hide any videos on my computer and avoid any public oogling that might make the situation worse though so i hope i am not a factor.
If this is some integral part of your relationship with this woman, the hiding and the 'ogling' don't bode well for any sort of future for the two of you. Clearly you're not ready for the Bonus Round.
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

edited out, sorry.

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lawyertood



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TECO wrote
Quote:
Shut up!

Fake TATTERS rock!!!!!

Every guy loves them - at leat all my friends do.

You guys that say, "Oh, she shouldn't do such a thing because,....."

are full of sh*t.

I love 'em and adore them and hope to continue to see them on all Asian girls - especially those I put the fire to in Japan, Korea, Thailand, Philippines and Taiwan.

I'm a happy man.
(emphasis added)

And we know all about those "girls" in Thailand that use silicone...... You find them at Simon or Alcazar...Laughing
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kalbi



Joined: 27 May 2003

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:53 pm    Post subject: loss of sensation Reply with quote

The two side effects of breast implants that most concernme are:

Leakage ( related medcal problems)

and

LOSS OF SENSATION in the nipples/areola.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:08 pm    Post subject: Re: loss of sensation Reply with quote

kalbi wrote:


LOSS OF SENSATION in the nipples/areola.


Hate to break it to you but guys get far more pleasure from playing with boobies than we do from you doing it. So that one is moot.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: loss of sensation Reply with quote

crazylemongirl wrote:
kalbi wrote:


LOSS OF SENSATION in the nipples/areola.


Hate to break it to you but guys get far more pleasure from playing with boobies than we do from you doing it. So that one is moot.


I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: loss of sensation Reply with quote

kermo wrote:

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.

Damn did I miss something in the assembly kit or something? Just find boobs kind of boring. Enjoy smootching and the stuff that follows, but find the boobie bit to be a break in programming. So I just make some sounds so he can move onto better things.
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Apple Scruff



Joined: 29 Oct 2003

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take lots of pictures post-op and share them with us.
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