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Butterfly
Joined: 02 Mar 2003
Location: Kuwait
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| "Look at that well-dressed foreign English teacher!" |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 8:39 am Post subject: |
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On the other hand
Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Things you WILL see OTOH writing:
"It is possible that ersatz professor is just someone who, through a combination of life experience and education, is able to adjust to life in a foreign environment without having a mental breakdown and spewing forth borderline racist paranoia just because Koreans don't treat him like the middle-class royalty that ESL goofballs generally expect to be regarded as".
My, this is getting quite po-mo, isn't it? |
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sakamuras
Joined: 21 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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Just thought I'd flip the coin....
"Foreigners smell so nice when they perspire because of all that body hair"
"Foreigners are so skinny!"
"White men have so much hair on their heads!"
"Of course the ESL teachers have better things to do other than to go home and mastur-bate all night long"
"ESL Teacher? You must have had so many job offers at home to turn down to venture all the way out to a foreign land where you don't speak the language and get paid peanuts to get non-stop ddong-chims"
"What? White people in Seoul... arrogant? No!!!!!"
"We welcome US soldiers who's ONLY purpose here is to help defend our country...and also act like buffoons in our community and cause murderous accidents."
"That white guy with the balding head and bulbous beer guzzlin gut is soooooo HOT!"
"Welcome to Korea, where we all try our hardest to look and act white...because obviously, being white is the best!" |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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"Foreigners smell so nice when they perspire because of all that body hair"
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That's because Koreans have SUCH sensitive smell, the garbage they leave rotting on every street corner DOESN"T smell at all, it's just that you're not used to the fragrant aroma.
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| "Foreigners are so skinny!" |
Korean men are so masculine, and the women don't have any problem whatsoever with bulimia and other eating disorders, that's because Koreans have a healthy understanding of body image.
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| "White men have so much hair on their heads!" |
Korean men are so masculine, they have so much testosterone in thier system.
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| "Of course the ESL teachers have better things to do other than to go home and mastur-bate all night long" |
Korean men aren't at all insecure about the fact that Korean women are gaga for some white action.
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| "ESL Teacher? You must have had so many job offers at home to turn down to venture all the way out to a foreign land where you don't speak the language and get paid peanuts to get non-stop ddong-chims" |
Koreans aren't at all jealous of the fact my job is quite easy, I get free accomodation, 4 months holiday a year, and though some people say it's peanuts, I holiday twice a year in Thailand and still save half my wages without even trying.
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| "What? White people in Seoul... arrogant? No!!!!!" |
What, yellow people in Seoul...ignorant? No!!!!!
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"We welcome US soldiers who's ONLY purpose here is to help defend our country...and also act like buffoons in our community and cause murderous accidents."
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We are happy to use genuine accidents for cynical political purposes that are completely unrelated to road safety, while we merrily kill more of our own on the roads every year than any almost any other country. It's not outrageous when we do it, it's only wrong when a westerner does it.
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"That white guy with the balding head and bulbous beer guzzlin gut is soooooo HOT!"
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That guy's not very hot, yet he always has a new hot Korean girl on his arm. I wonder what he has that I don't have?
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| "Welcome to Korea, where we all try our hardest to look and act white...because obviously, being white is the best!" |
We're very confused. We see Hollywood movies where the stars are glamourous, and we think that's the only way for US to look sexy too, even though we look completely different. So we have a lot of plastic surgery. |
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