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mindmetoo
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| -burned down Parliament House in Canberra in the War of 1812 |
Ha! Very good 
Korean inventions:
- The LPGA
- Standard Time
- The strapless bra with bra straps
- Lighter than air travel
- Bi-directional one way streets
- Laser tag
- The box
Important Koreans:
- Thomas Jefferson
- The LPGA
- A minimum of one member of Harvey Danger
- Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones)
- People named Lee or variations thereof
- Koo Stark
Korea leads the world in:
- Deaths due to the improper usage of Kleenex or its unsafe deployment
- Cops named Kim
- Manufacturing consent
- Lobster bib ownership (5 known to exist in Korea)
Tallest/Biggest/etc.:
- Largest theme park based on a misinterpretation of biblical prophecy
- Shaggiest dog story
- Tallest free standing egg timer (turned over to mark the beginning of Expo '59 in Uijeongbu and still running)
- Longest shark tooth necklace
- Largest peace time expansion of a white lie (originally told to cover missing a school friend's birthday and now involves the heads of 3 major chaebols, the children of at least two former Korean presidents, and nearly every retired ajusshi who works apartment security)
Korea is the only nation in the world:
- To mistakenly name spit a national beverage
- To declare war on the comic strip Funky Winkerbean
- To have achieved 100% immigration of its population to Manitoba
- To have a holiday celebrating the slurping sound
What you got, Japan! Besides a bunch of hot women and the second largest economy and the #1 car manufacturer in the world and a space program! I tell you what you don't got, you don't got summa this boyee! |
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