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Should there be a testicular tax?
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Should there be a 'bollocks tax' ??
Yes
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No
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Perhaps
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What a load of bollocks!
60%
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now this is more like it. A forum/thread where everyone can say and get away with whatever they want, and they neither take themselves or each other too seriously. Very Happy Awesome thread, Big Bird! Very Happy
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Manner of Speaking



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...by the way, does "Big Bird" mean you are a tall British woman, or does it mean you have a large... Laughing
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manner of Speaking wrote:
Now this is more like it. A forum/thread where everyone can say and get away with whatever they want, and they neither take themselves or each other too seriously. Very Happy Awesome thread, Big Bird! Very Happy


You seem to under the impression that this is some kind of frivolous joke! This is not a trivial matter, MOS. I mean, seriously, how are people like me and Chimpum supposed to sleep soundly at night when there are people like you and Gopher running about the place with great big hairy balls, and only the most primitive policing systems to keep your sort in check. It blows my mind that this is still going on in the modern world. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manner of Speaking wrote:
...by the way, does "Big Bird" mean you are a tall British woman, or does it mean you have a large... Laughing


Er hum...the latter. And if there were ever a tax on those...I'd be financially ruined... Embarassed
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, someone got me thinking that perhaps gay men are generally less bothersome than the 'vaginally centric' set. So perhaps if the homosexual community can collectively demonstrate that they are less of a financial liability, we could exempt them, or at least offer a lower tax in their case.

But then we have the problem of straight guys, like jinju, Refugee and flakfizer, running around acting all camp trying to outsmart the tax-collector. So perhaps we'd need a test for that (which I'm sure daskalos would eagerly devise) to ward off tax fraud. I would also recommend spot checks on residences, to check there were sufficient Kylie Minogue and Gloria Gaynor amongt their CD collections.
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Wrench



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man some one is PMSING.. Sounds like also someone isn't geting any dick... Not suprising at all.
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Gopher



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... Wink
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jinju



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gopher wrote:
Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... Wink


Can you blame her? She is pining away for Qadaffi, Chavez, Castro or a hansome Hezbollah hunk.
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cosmo



Joined: 09 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Men may cause more injuries, but thats OK because most surgeons are men.

In the U.K. 94% of surgeons are men, although women do come in handy sometimes.

http://www.edu.rcsed.ac.uk/Case%20Presentations/CP22.htm

MANUAL EXTRACTION OF A RECTAL FOREIGN BODY - THE IMPORTANCE OF CHOOSING THE RIGHT SURGEON

"�to be a surgeon you need the eye of a hawk, the heart of a lion and the hands of a lady�"

Vicky Gereis and Nick Taffinder
Department of Colorectal Surgery, William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, Kent, TN24 0LZ, UK

Despite of 60% of medical students being females, only 6% of Consultant Surgeons are women. Female surgeons may have some attributes that are advantageous to a surgical career such as being sympathetic, calm and organized.

However a trait that has never been mentioned and is unmistakably feminine is their hand size. We present two case reports of transanal extraction of foreign bodies in the sigmoid colon by a female surgeon. Anal sphincter integrity after the procedure was assessed using endo-anal ultrasound.

The authors have found no other reports of the hand being used to retrieve foreign bodies from above the rectum.

Subjects and Methods
Two patients with retained foreign bodies in the sigmoid colon presented to our department. The foreign bodies were a head of a broken vibrator and a plastic hairspray lid at 20 and 22 cm from anal verge respectively. After attempts using rigid and flexible sigmoidoscopy had failed, the smallest member of the team - a female surgeon - used her hand to retrieve the foreign body transanally. The hand was inserted up to the level of the distal radius. The sphincter integrity was assessed a month later by endo-anal ultrasound.
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Ilsanman



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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: yes Reply with quote

Men earn more on average and pay more tax.
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jin-IfbrainsweretaxedI'dgetamassiverefund-ju wrote:


Women turning without looking. Ive had to switch lanes quickly because of women doing stupid things like this.



These poor women are actually panicking because they've got an absolutely pschycopathic nutjob like you chasing after them. They're trying to get away!
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gopher wrote:
Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... Wink


Oh my! If I ever get within kneeing distance of those nuts, you'll live to rue that young man!!
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... Wink


Can you blame her? She is pining away for Qadaffi, Chavez, Castro or a hansome Hezbollah hunk.


While none of those you have cited are quite my cup of tea, they'd all be infinitely preferable to you. Of that I'm quite sure.
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ChimpumCallao



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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
jinju wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... :wink:


Can you blame her? She is pining away for Qadaffi, Chavez, Castro or a hansome Hezbollah hunk.


While none of those you have cited are quite my cup of tea, they'd all be infinitely preferable to you. Of that I'm quite sure.


If you have a penchant for greasy, oily, hairy, brown people I have many uncles and cousins who would love to score with a gringa with JUGZ. And I'm sure they'd LOVE to hear ALL your very interesting views on feminsm and this new tax proposal of yours. Maybe you can even convince them that women should be allowed the vote or to wear pants.
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Wrench



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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Wrench wrote:
Sounds like also someone isn't geting any *beep*... Not suprising at all.


Indeed. Hideous, asexual creature, that bird... Wink


Oh my! If I ever get within kneeing distance of those nuts, you'll live to rue that young man!!


Thats a threat BAN.. Physical violance is NOT OKHAY>> Okhay.. No wonder more men get injured unstable birds like you make men go cookoo. Also vindictive banshees are just out to hurt the poor men.
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