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So, you're going away for a year? Wanna shag?!
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

storysinger81 wrote:
Can we gals ever win on Dave's???

No.

Sorry.
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The Lemon



Joined: 11 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was always fascinated by a married male friend who used to take his wedding ring off when he went out clubbing. Not because he wanted to get laid, but because he wanted to stay faithful to his wife. He said he used to get hit on directly by women when he wore it, and hardly ever when he didn't.


Wonder how long it took him to concoct that line!
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Bernard_Carleton



Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Location: Out in the open, but you can't see me.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chillin' Villain wrote:
She drove me home around 6AM, and outta nowhere just says "I really need someone to **** me. Can you just crash at my place?"

WTF?

Of course, my flight was leaving in about 4 hours and I hadn't even finished half my packing yet, so it was probably the first time in my life I ever had to turn down a no-strings one-nighter. Never followed up on it on any return trips, either.

Dude... prioritize!
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Draz



Joined: 27 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

storysinger81 wrote:

I find this thread ironic. It has been largely attacking women for being too heartless and love 'em and leave 'em when it comes to sex--strings attached or no.

Can we gals ever win on Dave's???


I find this thread hilarious! Very Happy
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

twg wrote:
storysinger81 wrote:
Can we gals ever win on Dave's???

No.

Sorry.


That's not true. If we posted tit pictures every time some guy said "pictures, please!" we'd win. Ah, drats, not even then...
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
twg wrote:
storysinger81 wrote:
Can we gals ever win on Dave's???

No.

Sorry.


That's not true. If we posted tit pictures every time some guy said "pictures, please!" we'd win.

Well, in that case...
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about telling the ladies that you're dying? Do you think it would work?
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SeoulFinn



Joined: 27 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be leaving in few days... so... Razz
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