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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikeyboy122 wrote:
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AS I said before I was deleted


Did that hurt? Just wondering, because it sounds a bit painful.
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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:
I can see it now, the rallying cry for the GOP in 2008:

Obama: Wrong on remembering which German death camp his great-uncle helped liberate in WWII. Wrong for America.
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread.
bassexpander wrote:
There is a 2 week on-site course being offered in conjunction with EFL-Law and Rod Ellis which looks to be a great program. It costs about 1 million won, and is being offered this summer. Is anyone else interested in this course? I'm interested in it because it's taught by Rod, rather than young indoctrinated trainers with far less experience.

Yum Bum... you took this same course, right? What did you think?


Spliff replied to this:
spliff wrote:
I'm pretty sure Yum Bum likes Rod.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
Spliff replied to this:
spliff wrote:
I'm pretty sure Yum Bum likes Rod.

Go ahead and quote it often. Especially if you're under 25.

Rolling Eyes
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
SuperHero wrote:
Spliff replied to this:
spliff wrote:
I'm pretty sure Yum Bum likes Rod.

Go ahead and quote it often. Especially if you're under 25.

Rolling Eyes

Okay Grampa. - what's your beef with low brow humor?
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not Dave's, but one line near the end of this marmot's hole post made me laugh out loud.

Quote:
Gyopo ID�d for uploading fake video of protest crackdown
May 28, 2008 � 5:53 pm
Seoul Metro Police�s cybercrimes division has identified a 32-year-old Korean-American by the name of Jang as the one who recently uploaded a video that he claimed showed riot cops using water cannons and members of the infamous �White Skull Unit� cracking down on anti-US beef protesters in Gwanghwamun.

The video, accompanied by an exhortation for protesters to hit the streets, actually showed scenes from anti-KORUS FTA protests in March of last year.

Nevertheless, the video pissed off many netizens with its images of winter-clad police taking water cannons and clubs to protesters.

Police plan to book Jang for defamation, but that�s about it.

Jang moved to the United States in 1992 and has never returned to Korea. The video was uploaded in the United States.

Police aren�t sure whether he�s a US citizen of not, but considering his length of stay, they believe it likely that he�s a US citizen.

How he survived all those years eating US beef, however, has authorities baffled.

Police are currently investigating suspicions that there are string pullers behind the US beef protests who are using the Internet to encourage the protests and illegal actions.
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MollyBloom



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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Mack the Knife was ecstatic about Homeever:



(from another poster to Mack) Quote:
but i happen to see a black guy in a leather jacket suspended from a rope weilding a flame thrower


Mack: "That's no flame thrower....that's my yard-long, electrified THING."
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
VanIslander wrote:
SuperHero wrote:
Spliff replied to this:
spliff wrote:
I'm pretty sure Yum Bum likes Rod.

Go ahead and quote it often. Especially if you're under 25.

Rolling Eyes

Okay Grampa. - what's your beef with low brow humor?


Ok, super hero. Ha, ha.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

from a thread about stonehenge.

yingwenlaoshi wrote:

Put the picture of Stonehedge or whatever the hell it is on Hawt or Not. Then everyone will see how average it looks.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the thread 19% about that being G.W. Bush's approval rating, someone wondered how even 19% could back the president to which Gopher replied and then SirFink quipped:

SirFink wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Almost everyone can count on loyal allies from one quarter or another.

or in this case, one fifth. Yuk yuk! Laughing
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Gopher



Joined: 04 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gopher wrote:
Almost everyone can count on loyal allies from one quarter or another. Even R. Nixon still had "the China lobby" just before he resigned.


But sure, VanIslander, I will award SirFink a gold star for cleverness on a messageboard. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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VanIslander



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the Palin - HOT or not? thread, uberscheisse wrote:
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Listening to her talk makes me want to rub shards of glass on my forearms. Can you imagine listening to her get off?

Surprised That's quotable!
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the current events forum, the thread about "NK About to Make a Major Announcement," after everybody had been speculating on the death of Kim Jong Il...

ontheway wrote:
Now, we should all remember:

It is not nice to speak dead of the Il.



Gold, gold, gold!
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm starting a board game club. Go ahead, have a nerdgasm.

Privateer wrote:
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No Monopoly or Risk, though, sorry.


Ah, nerdgasm interruptus.
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joshuahirtle27



Joined: 23 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiopic: Funny things your kids have said.
Quote:
Rob'sdad
Student A: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Okay.
Student B: (looking in dictionary) Teacher, he masturbate.
Me: Oh, thanks for the info.
Student C: Yes! He masturbate everytime.



Topic: Information you'd like your co-teachers to have.
[quote]
ben-ja-mas
English[quote]


Topic: Stay tuned for an important announcement from NK.
I have inside information on this announcement.
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=apyB93-1FHk


I paraphrased the topics...
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